Interesting question I really hadn't thought about

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• Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…

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• Fabian@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do they? I’ve never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy’s name. I’ve heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.

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• Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We do?

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  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Would you like at that Nagini… That dude has a nameless penis ahahah

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• Nariom@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beats me.

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  • zeet@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Other way round, surely?

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    • frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …And don’t call me Shirley

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• Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I going too far if I have a X509 certificate for my penis?

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  • KingTootsie@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔

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• LittleLordFauntleroy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?

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• jenesaisquoi@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.

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• NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.

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• son_of_phil@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.

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• boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What?!

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• megabat@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not just men! y.yarn.co/7477b5f0-7209-49fb-9701-73cb4484505a.mp…

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually

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• POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mr. Boopsie?

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