Do they? I’ve never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy’s name. I’ve heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
Interesting question I really hadn't thought about
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Richard, maybe
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Jimmy!
Nariom@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Beats me.
zeet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Other way round, surely?
frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
…And don’t call me Shirley
Fabian@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
Am I going too far if I have a X509 certificate for my penis?
KingTootsie@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Was I supposed to do that?
LittleLordFauntleroy@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.
hihi24522@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Is this the krusty krab?
“No, this is Patricia!”
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
Monster96@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I don’t want a stranger making most of my decisions.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 weeks ago
What?!
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
That’s a thing?
boonhet@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually
son_of_phil@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mine has no name other than my own.
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Mr. Boopsie?
beepbooprobot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
William, it’s short for Willie
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Women asked…
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
We do?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
Would you like at that Nagini… That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh… can anyone translate parcel?
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware