Not enough real estate

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wang tattoos incoming!

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mine just has a $100 bill on it…

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• Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Found the full statue if anyone else was curious what the whole thing looked like:

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s going to be a lot harder to fit on my cock

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You could do origami like clowns do with the balloons and make that statue.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Omg thank you I thought the picture was the seat of a car and could not figure out the perspective or color choice at all

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank fucking god someone made a poor attempt to censor the image by covering it with a transparent marking. I almost was exposed to the fucking disgusting word “cock”.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have the same thing written on an ice cream scoop.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Windmilling it to scare Don Quixote away is a noble cause.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cook tattoo?

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  • FLP22012005@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …wikimedia.org/…/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this one wins lemmy for today

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy awards?

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    • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fucking best of Craigslist.

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• Charlxmagne@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• zanyllama52@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand why this is self-censored.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OG image probably came from a social media site where censorship is a thing.

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    • Charlxmagne@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s still censorship on here as well but it’s reasons are even dumber cuz there’s no advertisers on here to be bootlicking, with obvious exceptions to the laws of the hosting countries (that’s obviously a valid reason). Depends on the instance though obviously.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can say male fowl on the internet.

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    C O C K

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do Do

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

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• ganryuzt@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the scene from God of War Ragnarok: “May this weapon strike true, may it be wielded with wisdom, may it be put down when its job is done.”

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