Btw fun fact, if youre on that sigma male grindset, greek yoghurt is a really good food. Even better if you put nuts into it. Nice little treat full of micronutrients that you need. /hj
Good shit
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 year ago
/hand job?
🤷♀️Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
micro-nut-rients am I right.
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 year ago
carnivore diets
sima/ligma male bullshit
alpha wolves!
Why are toxic male agendas appealing to the furry community?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gilear Faeth?
UnpledgedCatnapTipper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The chosen one!
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wtf is a yogurt male
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
turk
pebbles@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
A newly released top tier male that you just might be (very rare, better than beluga male)
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Apparently it’s a manly man who does note receive negative man points for eating yogurt like a sissy. Non-yogurt males can only eat manly meats and must achieve constipation.
totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The alternative to the classic milk daddy
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Is that the larger one from Prison Break?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, that is guy with the flamethrower from legends of tomorrow.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, that is the bad guy from Blade 3
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Fernando approves.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t get the insinuation here.
Is it “Real males eat yogurt and don’t care what emotional children think,” or is it “Real men don’t eat what could be considered jizz by emotional children?”
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 year ago
It’s fucking satire LMAO
God, it’s depressing how many people here don’t get that it’s painfully obvious satire.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
From a group known to avoid soy and eating pussy because it’s full of estrogen, which will make you effeminate, I wouldn’t call this piece “painfully obvious”
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ve autism
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Many years ago, SNL did a satire ad about a three bladed razor. It’s 2025 and satire is as dead as alchemy
PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s because it’s not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it’s pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.
I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.
despicable@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Spoken like a true yogurt male, did you fall asleep to this video on repeat by any chance?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was being sarcastic, Professor Pedantic. Chill.
hansolo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I figure it was real men eat old milk.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
“You are a man of culture”
DpZer0126@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Terry loves yogurt