Pissmidget

@Pissmidget@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the solution I went for. Still, I reckon I’d be just as fine in a windowless bathroom. Not a place I hang around more than I have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know the throne is situated in such a way I’m staring myself down in the mirror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I take it your bathroom window isn’t facing a public road?

  I feel strongly about not having to lock eyes with the kids going to school, or anyone for that matter, when I’m in the nip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alphabet spins off Starlink competitor Taara⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture of a dystopian future where feudal oligarchs are shooting down each others low orbit internet satellites in the furious competition for best coverage popped into my head.

  Who are we casting as the satellite retrieval specialist with a penchant for bonsai trees living in an off grid log cabin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I run the same FIFO queue for my black shirts and blue jeans. I do have a small L1 cache next to my bed for quick access to yesterday’s items. It invalidates after 24-48 hours though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like my co-workers. It’s so easy to choose what to wear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know I have 4 nice shirts. They’re all identical black shirts though.