Pissmidget

@Pissmidget@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Lemvotes.org will show you votes on any post, comment, or by user, or anything on the fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I get really surprised going through my up- and downvotes. Seems sausage fingers and mobile app leads to interesting votes sprinkled in with the ones I’ve actually voted for.

  Pretty neat layer of obfuscation, though I can’t imagine being interesting or infuriating enough for anyone to go through my voting history.

  If it were to happen, I hope it’s because of some shitpost of epic proportions though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Be mindful of the veganibals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. I just block the stuff I’m not interested in viewing in my feed and move on with my day.

  There are so many better things to reserve my ire for that someone posting their softcore fursona doesn’t make the cut, sorry to say.

  If you’re gonna hate, hate productively. Now I’m off to judge someone who pronounces it jif and not gif, should the opportunity present itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says US will start talks with China on TikTok deal this week⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By talks, does he mean talks, or does he mean posting on truth social while China remains silent before he again extends the deadline, simultaneously calling himself a great negotiator and China impossible to reason with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50501?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a modern reboot of 90210

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be gatekeeping iced coffee now, it’s one of the few good things left in the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like phrenology is back on the menu boys!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the solution I went for. Still, I reckon I’d be just as fine in a windowless bathroom. Not a place I hang around more than I have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know the throne is situated in such a way I’m staring myself down in the mirror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weather is definitely changing.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I take it your bathroom window isn’t facing a public road?

  I feel strongly about not having to lock eyes with the kids going to school, or anyone for that matter, when I’m in the nip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alphabet spins off Starlink competitor Taara⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture of a dystopian future where feudal oligarchs are shooting down each others low orbit internet satellites in the furious competition for best coverage popped into my head.

  Who are we casting as the satellite retrieval specialist with a penchant for bonsai trees living in an off grid log cabin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I run the same FIFO queue for my black shirts and blue jeans. I do have a small L1 cache next to my bed for quick access to yesterday’s items. It invalidates after 24-48 hours though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like my co-workers. It’s so easy to choose what to wear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know I have 4 nice shirts. They’re all identical black shirts though.