This feels like the equivalent of getting abducted by a superintelligent alien race, being put into a machine beyond your wildest comprehension, and then probably getting a treat and sent back home where nobody will believe you
Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread
Submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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XPost3000@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race
however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(
elvith@feddit.org 6 days ago
My favorite is definitely that poor hedgehog, LOL
NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Mine are the snake and the taped bird
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 days ago
The dolphin sent me.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 days ago
They really just folded that snake up
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
That one made me laugh as well. I never knew they had such… unflattering (yet flat!) bodies.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 days ago
funny sad fact, if a person weigh 600 or more lbs, they sometimes have to use xrays/ct/mri in the zoos that are meant for larger animals.
philpo@feddit.org 6 days ago
No shit, I once had the chance to accompany a patient to an large aninmal hospital for an MRI.
The problem: It was so far away that the patient needed to be airlifted. Which was far beyond the capacity of regular HEMS. So they called in the military and they send a fucking CH-53 cargo helicopter. These things are huge and loud. But cool.
That was one interesting ride. Somewhat embarrassing for the patient (who was not in on weight level due to simply eating too much - patient had a massive and life altering orphan hormonal disease) but patient kept somewhat good spirits and the volunteer fire brigade did a good job blocking the view.
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Does a larger MRI produce more data than a smaller one (same data density over a larger volume), or is it the same resolution spread out over a larger space?
FermatsLastAccount@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I had a patient tell me he had to go to a zoo for an MRI. I thought it was a self deprecating joke but he was serious.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I learned this from Scrubs
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Obviously we should have bigger radiology machines. It wouldn’t be unreasonable to have them where you have a substantial fat population.
Brandonazz@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It would probably be wiser to focus on healthcare access and nutrition than to make extremely expensive and already large pieces of equipment triple size as standard when alternatives already exist.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 5 days ago
And for multiperson scanning of compatible patients in a dramatically more cancerous pandemic-affected modern cohort with dwindling hospital infrastructure! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This happened in Scrubs.
sp451@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
Do we also get a thread of pictures of animals getting CT scans with their consent?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 days ago
djsaskdja@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Thanks for sharing. How does the fish one work? The dolphin I get because it breathes oxygen, but don’t all fish have gills? I feel like it should be in the water.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this…
Juliee@lemm.ee 6 days ago
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Some of those seem to have consented after being forced to.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I hate to read any post on the internet that involves both the words “animal” and “consent.”
Human beings are inexplicable, contradictory species that don’t know how to view the world through anything other than our momentary feelings about things, and the universe suffers for it.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 days ago
treadful@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Stopped asking those pesky questions about what?!?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 days ago
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Peace is finally an option.
seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 6 days ago
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
🇫 🇷 🇪 🇪 🇭 🇮 🇲
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
General_Effort@lemmy.world 5 days ago
20 ccs of lasagna, stat!
FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He is thinking how he is going to hunt and kill all these humans, one by one.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I don’t think animals are ever okay getting CT scanned
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
A fucking rhino!?
How many people did it take to get him on the gurney?
rickywithanm@aussie.zone 6 days ago
I’m guessing they would have some sort of overhead crane to do the heavy lifting
Taco2112@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I wouldn’t want to be the one to have to intubate those animals.
philpo@feddit.org 6 days ago
Actually most of them (according to a friend who works for a large animal hospital and has some human EMS background) are intubated far easier than humans - and they place a “hand safer” device (if you’re old enough to remember the “plastic screw device”-I don’t actually remember the actual name- used to open a seizure patients jaw that were once used, they are similar).
Back in my training day we used cats to practice neonatal intubation.
krawutzikaputzi@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I actually would love to be the one to intubate them!
MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Are we the bad guys?
01011@monero.town 6 days ago
If you need to ask…
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Why couldn’t that bird get a sleeping bag like the hamster did? Seems a bit drastic taping it down by the neck
renzev@lemmy.world 5 days ago
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The snake got me laughing. They just folded it onto itself.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
What don’t Samsung make?
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
The mice got a nice pillow
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 days ago
“Against their will” made me chuckle
medgremlin@midwest.social 5 days ago
The crossovers between veterinary medicine and pediatric medicine are a lot more significant than most people like to think about. The Venn diagram isn’t a perfect circle…but it’s close.
RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 days ago
There’s definitely two kinds
- Ima napping
- You think this is funny? This cell won’t hold me forever. And once I’m free, you will all regret it
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
How long does something need to stay still for a CT scan and can you send water through, just thinking about aquatic animals if you could just send the tank through.
Looking at my axolotl who can happily sit there not moving for hours in the hope of ambushing prey, staying still should be easy enough.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 days ago
that goose is gonna kill some mfs when it wakes up
Hirom@beehaw.org 6 days ago
Interesting.
Did you take these pictures, or could mention their source? I want to make sure the author(same) get credit.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Hats off to all these people keeping everything under control and helping these creatures. I cannot imagine how pissed off that lion or tiger would be if they woke up in the middle of a giant metal donut that makes tons of noise. I mean that takes a lot of courage. Most I will volunteer for is the bird, the fluffy burrito, and maybe the hedgehog. Pretty much anything that won’t eat me.
wieson@feddit.org 6 days ago
I have a feeling, most of those are MRT and not CT
lnxtx@feddit.nl 6 days ago
A… giraffe? Are they alive?
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 days ago
Poor Sonic…
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Love how the bird is still smiling
Thanks so much for sharing!
Asemundus@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Amazing post
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
OMG
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I’m sorry, but I cannot stop laughing at this hedgehog 😂
Image
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
One of the most difficult parts of veterinary medicine is the fact that your patients can’t directly communicate. Luckily, the vet knew this hedgehog had something wrong, because it kept exploding into a bunch of golden rings.
einlander@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Free my homie sonic. He done nothing wrong.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
A fanart of sonic in the position of a restrained hedgehog prepared for a scan
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Except had a brain tumor causing epilepsy.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
MOISTURISE ME
MrShankles@reddthat.com 6 days ago
It’s also the only one that’s an Xray instead of a CT
someguy3@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“That’s it I’m taping you down!”
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 6 days ago
The bdsm community is leaking.
No pun intended btw.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Wearing a surgical drain is brave all on its own, but that makes me extra inspired!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
I love how it’s just taped down with like masking tape lol
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Otherwise he’d be moving so fast the blueshift would be visibly noticeable
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 days ago
Taped animals were the most interesting of the set.
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
they made that mfer 2-dimensional
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
Singer would be proud
Sidhean@lemmy.world 6 days ago
why are they MRI-ing a filet? :3
Sunshine@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Poor Blaze doing his checkup 🤭
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Tiny little hedgehog voice: I’ve been a bad boy. A bad bad boy.
(Might be a girl having trouble getting my phone to load anymore than a thumbnail worth of pixels)