Submitted 2 days ago by Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
100% of the participants are gay, but it’s between opposite sexes, so is it heterosexual?
If a gay man orders 15 kilos of potatoes online through 4g network while he travels by train between Amsterdam and Paris with an average speed of 130km/h, how many liters of Fanta does he drink?
Enough to feel FANTAstic
Badum tshhhh
I’ve wondered the same thing when I was twelve, but eventually I grew up to realise that it was a stupid question.
Sir, this is a shitposting forum.
I get confused sometimes
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
You know it’s not a great question but it’s better to ask in a relatively safe environment than to make assumptions.
Remember, it’s not gay if both dudes are straight…
Nah, in all seriousness, I think it would be heterosexual sex between two gay people? Idk.
Having sex is gay
they just happened to meet in a closet
Just like when two straight men have sex?
You’re gay if you watch.
It’s also how gay people reproduce.
A third person watches and is Become Gay, Destroyer of Sphincters.
But if a baby results, it’s hermaphroditic.
Homo - same sex intercourse, hetero - man and woman having sex. Their orientation won’t make intercourse gay, it’s between different sexes so the act itself is heterosexual.
What even is sex?
An act of intercourse. But yeah what is life?
A good time is what it’s called
I don’t think either is enjoying it
Yeah as a lesbian it sounds uncomfortable, awkward, and overall unpleasant
The wouldn’t, though, so 🤷♀️
They might. Sexuality is a spectrum.
Hey everyone in the comments, you seem to be experts on the terminology
Care to explain this comic to me? Oglaf: Memory (NSFW)
Ya this is so convoluted and I feel like there are several jokes that are supposed to be obvious here. Usually the joke in this kind of stuff is the absurdity of the entire thing.
Are these two comics, or one comic where they turn into cats halfway through
One. They are just cat suits. Also, I think the characters never appear before or since so there is no context that can help.
I’d say sexual intercourse in itself can’t be homo- or heterosexual since that is a denomitor for people’s sexual attractions.
The sexual intercourse would simply be male-female sex.
Hetero - from the Greek ἕτερος meaning different or other
Homo - from the Greek ὁμός meaning same
Irregardless of the orientation of the people involved, if its two different gendered people having intercourse it’s heterosexual intercourse. It just wouldn’t be any fun for the people involved.
It’s only homo if it is clone sex. gotcha
Yes.
This happens in the movie The Wedding Banquet
I can tell from the comments that nobody has actually been in this situation.
And the answer, is that it’s queer, not straight.
Sounds bi to me
Please provide an in depth analysis for your response. Thanks.
darkishgrey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I believe the sex would he heterosexual, but the parties would still be homosexual. This happened a lot in lavender marriages. The fact they had sex to produce children didn’t change their sexuality.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Similarly, e.g. two bi men getting married is a gay wedding, even though neither party is gay. The relationship can be described independently of the people in it.
FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I think that’s why we call it “same-sex marriage” rather than “gay marriage”