Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the hysterical part is the guy (presumably with the lost member) trying to lure the cat with a fish. Trade?

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• tauren@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m glad cats don’t do that anymore.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.

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    • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OMG that reminds me of the Tumblr post about a kid noticing the packer became loose and said it was because he didn’t eat his greens

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For now. Their day will come again

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• LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  flaisch macht flaisch

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.

    I did not expect that

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AwCl4jr9w

      3.word slogans are old as fuck and still going strong

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  • Bz1sen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.

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    • Tonuka@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      that pun doesn’t work in german. it’s about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “come on take this fish and give back the penis” “NO”

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That cat looks part weasel.

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• aiden@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Casual blunder. You gotta watch out for the penis stealing cats.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Detachable Penis.

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Primus - Detachable Penis (no virus).mp3.exe - 0:01 min

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    • UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Penis > fish.

  I agree, but I might be biased.

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i should call her

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Slightly better quality.

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  • Retreaux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shit, I specifically came into these comments to post this specific video. You are definitely one of the good ones 🤣

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