dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats
If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“bro, wtf share next time”
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
they’re actually omnivores.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
Artyom@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
sxan@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They would do it too if they could
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.
xylogx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…
RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is it the skin of other animals?
VicVinegar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, the poop.
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My dog eats his own shit so ….
Una@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
drperil@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
You are a psycho
casey2586@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.