My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
Submitted 20 hours ago by Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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deegeese@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Artyom@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
sxan@midwest.social 14 hours ago
Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 19 hours ago
dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
“bro, wtf share next time”
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
They would do it too if they could
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 11 hours ago
Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Is it the skin of other animals?
VicVinegar@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
No, the poop.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…
Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
My dog eats his own shit so ….
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 9 hours ago
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!
Una@europe.pub 19 hours ago
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
drperil@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
You are a psycho
casey2586@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.