You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.
If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
Submitted 11 months ago by Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They would do it too if they could
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 11 months ago
Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it the skin of other animals?
VicVinegar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, the poop.
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 11 months ago
You are a psycho
drperil@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
Artyom@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
sxan@midwest.social 11 months ago
Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
casey2586@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My dog eats his own shit so ….
Una@europe.pub 11 months ago
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.
xylogx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
they’re actually omnivores.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“bro, wtf share next time”
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!