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If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • casey2586@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.

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  • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “bro, wtf share next time”

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    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      they’re actually omnivores.

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.

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    • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.

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  • RadicalEagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

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      • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They would do it too if they could

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    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.

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    • jollyrogue@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.

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    • xylogx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    The cat is the one who loves this

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…

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  • RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it the skin of other animals?

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      • VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, the poop.

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  • Tiuku@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dog eats his own shit so ….

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And dogs are just as psycho as humans

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  • drperil@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or that you’re a mighty hunter!

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  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.

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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are a psycho

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