You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.
If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
Submitted 1 year ago by Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They would do it too if they could
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 year ago
Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it the skin of other animals?
VicVinegar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, the poop.
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 year ago
You are a psycho
drperil@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
Artyom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
sxan@midwest.social 1 year ago
Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
casey2586@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My dog eats his own shit so ….
Una@europe.pub 1 year ago
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.
xylogx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
they’re actually omnivores.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“bro, wtf share next time”
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!