If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.

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• casey2586@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.

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• Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “bro, wtf share next time”

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  • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they’re actually omnivores.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.

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• RadicalEagle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They would do it too if they could

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  • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.

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  • jollyrogue@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.

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  • xylogx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  The cat is the one who loves this

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• xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i don’t know if he knows, but he loves to chew up my leather gloves…

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• RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it the skin of other animals?

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    • VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, the poop.

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• Tiuku@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dog eats his own shit so ….

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And dogs are just as psycho as humans

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• drperil@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or that you’re a mighty hunter!

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• deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one … oh wait!

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You also don’t teach a dog about astronomy.

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• Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You are a psycho

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