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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨oakey66@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/

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  • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey asshole - it works - don’t fix it.

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    • turnip@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bring back lotus notes and the command line!

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      • based_raven@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        When I started at my workplace a few years back, I had to login to lotus notes to obtain some sort of ID code. I’d never heard or seen the software before, but after opening it, I let out an audible “what the fuck is this shit”. Luckily they got rid of it completely a couple of years ago.

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      • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lotus Notes ??!? So expensive. I’m keeping my Notepad from Windows 2000.

        :D

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  • crystalmerchant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    risking guaranteeing

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it a “risk” if it’s the desired outcome?

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  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the idea. Then they say anyone who complains about not receiving benefits is a fraud.

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  • Lutra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just adding. This and all the bad things that will happen if they get the green light, is not how this is done or should be done.

    ‘But all the waste and ineficciency!’ Hog wash.

    From the system that is working? and serves thousands of people what they needed every day of every year.

    They have to say it’s horribly broken. Its a lie, but they have to justify why.

    There are standards, procurement contracts, entire agency’s to make sure — Make sure what?

    March 28, 2025 - Make sure that what will happen, doesn’t.


    coda: The trick this cabal is using is simple - take a thing most folk don’t understand. Say it’s broken. Open it. Rob it. Say its fixed. Collect profits and praise, leave town.

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The MuskRat should get Big Ballz and the boys to program a video game, so he can have a new revenue stream to replace Tesla when it goes bankrupt, which sure looks like the future of that company.

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  • botanicangular@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wont happen legacy systems more complicated than expected, well it wont happen functionally…

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    • orbitz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Won’t happen functionally, as it’s designed to. I feel for the US citizens, they’ll break it all. From Canada where they had a new system, Phoenix or something for payroll I think, it caused a lot of hassle and was probably well intentioned, unlike this, but I never read much on it.

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  • elatedCatfish@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As long as Big Ballz is running things, I’m sure it will all be fine!

    /s

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  • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rewrite it in Rust has gone too far 😆

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that thing Lex Luthor did where he sponged off rounding errors in financial transactions

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Office Space. PCLOADLTR

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      • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you remember that one song from the sound track. Get Off My Elevator. That song kicks ass

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    • ripcord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re thinking of discount Gene Hackman from Superman III: 2 bad 2 crazy

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      • kryptonite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Right movie, wrong character. Gus Gorman, played by Richard Pryor, skimmed the money from discount Gene Hackman (Ross Webster, played by Robert Vaughn).

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  • darkpanda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

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    • Eezyville@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean Grok, right?

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      • darkpanda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you want the source of any future “technical glitches”, it’s this wilfully negligent act. Courts, take note.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better shrubs than them have tried and failed. Same as with the ATC system.

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  • endeavor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Russia just wants musks boy toys to cripple the only checks and balances putin thinks he has.

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    • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Putin loves this but I suspect he’s not directly planning every dumb thing the trump team is behind. Trying to get Musk and Trump to follow instructions is challenging

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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