As if they’d get rid of a weekday
but what happened to logsday?
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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
leadore@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not a weekday, it was a mid-week break day off.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
it was the day we worshipped the log
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.
Matombo@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It is the middle of the week if you consider the week to me the workweek, from Montag to Freitag.
SgtSkully@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It is if you start the week on Sunday, which is the first day of the week by christian standards.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
*colanders
The week is Montag-Freitag, mit Mittwoch im mittel. The weekend is at the end of the week.
Redfox8@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.
Trex202@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There’s been a couple Doomsdays…
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit
Humanity isn’t ready for your humor
Soup@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And that 8th day will absolutely be a working day for reasons.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate
Matombo@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Killing Harambe was the change they needed to make after activating SCP-2000 the last time to prevent the keter event repeating itself.
He died for the sake of humanity in some way.
leadore@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
No it’s because Emperor Julius and Augustus want their own months in summer.
leadore@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You don’t seem to be getting the point of this thread.
gon@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
This is so funny I can«tt furekming breaatheeee
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Most people have never even heard of “Project Humpday”
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
What the hell are y’all talking about
poplargrove@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Here come the gaslighters 🤦♂️
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Yeah horrible innit
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Hey, FBI!
For those who don’t know, Logsday is the fourth day of the week, right between Wednesday and Thursday. They took it from us in January 2003, and did everything so we would forget it existed in the first place. God knows what Machiavellian things they made it for.
gex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was eliminated to cover up the existence of Logus, a planet located between Mercury and Venus
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was born on a logsday so there defiantly hiding somethjng
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I remember correctly Logsday was created to celebrate the birth of Emperor Logustus.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
moved to maths
Log()
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In ancient times the pope conducted a chronomic ritual to fabricate 300 years of human history. That time was born of void and placed a great strain upon our reality. It was catastrophic! The new order had no choice but to expunge logsday in order to bring balance to the time stream. But then we have stubborn minds like yours dragging like nails through the repaired tapestry. Shame on you!
Val@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The Beatles destroyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkR81t3lp-M
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Now they look like fools!
nonagonOrc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You broke Ringo again!