I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.
Submitted 3 months ago by OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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podperson@lemm.ee 3 months ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
eehhh…
so look, I don’t have a crock pot.
think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?
also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?
does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I think you mean jeans.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?
There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.
jesus think these things through mate.
:D
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!
RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You gotta be more specific. There’s plenty of Nicole
pennomi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We are all Nicole on this blessed day.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Who the fuck is Nicole?
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 3 months ago
people talking about getting dms from her, but I don’t even know how to access my own dms.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Hahaha I sent you a DM
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 months ago
She’s the fediverse chick!
Gemini24601@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I took a small hiatus from Lemmy and came back to this- what is happening?
uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Lemmy has a grand total of one (1) spambot, a scammer posing as “Nicole.” in a way, this is Lemmy World Heritage in the making.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
It’s weirder than that tbh. It’s almost ARG-like since there doesn’t actually seem to be a known scam behind it. Most of the links “she” sends either don’t work or are just empty chat rooms like on Discord that seem to change every once and a while
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There is a phishing trawler named Nicole in our DMs and the best of the best former discord mods have yet to locate and swat the scammer.
This comment is meant to be satyrical.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 3 months ago
The fediverse chick
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Allegedly
KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you saw any of the posts about people getting weird DMs from a woman, “the fediverse chick” may ring a bell, her supposed name was Nichole. If none of that sounds familiar, just search “fediverse chick” and I’m sure you’ll find some posts.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Some chick who lives in Canada and some nerds got enough pictures of her to start a phishing bot.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We’re all Nicole down here
Troy00@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
If you find out, let me know🥺
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Yeah I’ve never received that message yet
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘
chrischryse@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Someone with a very punchable face
polite_cat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe Nicole will stop spamming if we send her beans?
trip@lemm.ee 3 months ago
She’s my girlfriend
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
I thought your girlfriend lived in Canada?