Go back into shower, resume task
Ah shit. Here we go again.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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xkbx@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
GCanuck@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Waffle stomp
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet
otto@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out else you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This messaget brought to you by people who don’t pay for their own water.
otto@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Nobody should have to pay for a water
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck
otto@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
Generica@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s 🪥
Cassandra3MadScene@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp that thing down the drain…. Right?
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Cassandra3MadScene@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Live what? Live 14 year old Reddit comment? Please dude lol
ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Still better than having to go right as you step under the water, and then having to perform a sacred rain dance to hold it in
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That sounds awful. Just take a wet shit. I did it as a kid more often than I wish I had to, but I’m glad I didn’t hold it in
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
errer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Right back in the shower. When I’m at home and take a shit I jump in the shower 5 out of 10 times . Already got my pants almost off anyway
lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Shitting doesn’t make you dirty. It makes you less dirty.
toynbee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t think that’s correct, other than maybe technically (yes, the best kind). Excrement, itself, is dirty; when inside of you, it’s mostly contained, but while traveling outside of you it leaves deposits on your skin. Your insides might be (debatably) cleaner, but your outsides - where it usually matters most in terms of cleanliness - won’t be. Otherwise, we wouldn’t wipe or have bidets.
Besides that, there are secondary impacts. For example, assuming you’re in a place with modern plumbing and not camping or an outhouse or something, you should probably flush when you’re done. This causes a toilet plume. Personally, I don’t think this is enough to be considered “dirty,” but I definitely would describe it as “less dirty.”
Finally, partially depending on both your toilet type and body type, even if you’re eliminating sanitized waste, there will still be interactions with several parts of the commode. Especially in public, that is definitely not a hygienic experience.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
We wipe because outside cleanliness is also important, not because it is more important than inside cleanliness. Otherwise you can just never take a shit to keep your outside cleanliness but then you’d become sick because your inside is too dirty.
Object@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Just shower again ez
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Jealous of your hot water capacity. Take a shower at my apt, and it’s on a 1 hr cooldown after that, or you’re taking a cold one.
hark@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m just happy to get rid of that shit.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Before I got my celiac diagnosis, it’d be mid shower :^)
drewbelloc@ani.social 4 weeks ago
“Ah shit” indeed
Fern@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bidet all day baby
Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Bidet gang all day
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Shitting right after shower is the best 🚿🍑
Bort@hilariouschaos.com 4 weeks ago
🧇 🦵