You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 1 week ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 week ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 1 week ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For science!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 week ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Please report back…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 week ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Try it and see.
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 1 week ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 week ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
qisope@lemmy.world 1 week ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.