You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 10 months ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 months ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 10 months ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For science!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 months ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please report back…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 10 months ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Try it and see.
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 10 months ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 10 months ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
qisope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.