Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
Just put a spray tan over it
Submitted 5 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrVilliam@lemm.ee 5 months ago
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Because it’s there.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
verdiligo
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Every shower over scrub the same areas.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
LiamTheBox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t forget the twerking
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 months ago
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
not for long!
CPMSP@midwest.social 5 months ago
Hulk smash!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers
Hupf@feddit.org 5 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Did… did she use Rit?
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Dyes come in different permanence, but some colors like to stick around for longer. For example pthalo based dyes(or paints even) likes to stain everything and have a tendency to leech into places you don’t want them. Yellow dyes tend to fade from UV exposure very easily. I have no idea what’s in that green dye, but holy shit I hope it’s not carcinogenic.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Its not easy bein’ green
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
protist@mander.xyz 5 months ago
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Duly noted homie.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 months ago
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody’s ever going to see it, like on my penis.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you’re not even in is wild to me.
Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you’re in LA
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So, maybe 28 Days Later?