Just put a spray tan over it

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• thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, maybe 28 Days Later?

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• MrVilliam@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
    Why is he climbing the mountain?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because it’s there.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      verdiligo

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    • PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Every shower over scrub the same areas.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

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  • LiamTheBox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the twerking

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She prolly into photosynthesis now.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not for long!

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• CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hulk smash!

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jason Thor Hall

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did… did she use Rit?

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.

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  • JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dyes come in different permanence, but some colors like to stick around for longer. For example pthalo based dyes(or paints even) likes to stain everything and have a tendency to leech into places you don’t want them. Yellow dyes tend to fade from UV exposure very easily. I have no idea what’s in that green dye, but holy shit I hope it’s not carcinogenic.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its not easy bein’ green

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• TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buy a fucking hoodie lady.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.

    Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.

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    • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.

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  • Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

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    • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Duly noted homie.

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody’s ever going to see it, like on my penis.

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you’re not even in is wild to me.

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• Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you’re in LA

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.

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