CPMSP
@CPMSP@midwest.social
- Comment on Subscribe now for your life saving warnings! 2 days ago:
Fuck this timeline.
- Comment on Why America Sucks at Everything 4 weeks ago:
That’s why xtians are perfect in a capitalist society - as long as they pray for absolution and acknowledge the “one true god”, morality plays no part in their decision making.
They can be utter trash humans as long as they are sorry about it afterwards.
The veil is thin though - one of the commandments is that no other god comes before theirs; but they kneel at the altar of the dollar. The entire western world revolves around money, not that christ guy or his works and deeds. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
- Comment on I believe him on a factual level, but not on an emotional level. 1 month ago:
Belgian beer.
Mic drop
- Comment on Just put a spray tan over it 2 months ago:
Hulk smash!
- Comment on BACK IT UP 2 months ago:
Hey, I play Plague Inc too!
- Comment on Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash 2 months ago:
It’s an apt analogue for what we should all expect from the DOGE; burning to death while everyone watches in terror.
- Comment on The US population only accounts for 4.2% of the world. 7 months ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
Genealogy sites.
- Comment on So much for free speech on X; Musk confirms new users must soon pay to post 9 months ago:
Yea hey xitter my xitter now Pay to be free like me on xitter now Speech is only money on xitter now
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Take it in the the xitter now xitter now
- Comment on Users ditch Glassdoor, stunned by site adding real names without consent 10 months ago:
An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.
- Comment on Snikt 10 months ago:
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- Comment on Scallops 10 months ago:
Well that explains why they taste so good.
- Comment on Still got it 1 year ago:
I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.
- Comment on This band is truly a national treasure 1 year ago:
Each picture is progressively more terrifying.
- Comment on A literal child taking orders in a fast food restaurant in the US 1 year ago:
They do this often at the Culver’s near me. It’s a fundraiser for school / extracurricular activities. The group works for a few hours and Culver’s donates the receipts for that time.
It’s better than having them go door to door selling wreaths and shit.
- Comment on Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak to receive Serbian passport, president says 1 year ago:
I don’t know, I hear they have great cinema.
- Comment on I was at a friend's house 1 year ago:
Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
- Comment on Japanese Institute breaks optical fiber speed record with 22.9 petabits per second — 1,000 times faster than existing cables 1 year ago:
- Comment on What's the best answer? 1 year ago:
Yes, your head looks like a testicle.
- Comment on Only $79.99 1 year ago:
A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
- Comment on An unusual scene 1 year ago:
Mother FUCKER
- Comment on Don't ask me 1 year ago:
I was going to ask where the ball gag is.
