ugh i wish

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fortune favors the bold. Hand me a glass at random.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck, dude, it’s already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven’t been keeping up with the news on the issue.

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  • Infomatics90@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is contained in Canada? Bird flu? There has only been one case and they are unsure where the teenager got it from.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Raw milk now getting “Bird Flued on Date”

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tbf, raw milk is delicious.

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  • enbyecho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uh oh you violated the cardinal rule of Lemmy and posted an opinion at odds with the intent of the OP.

    I agree raw milk is delicious. Too bad most people cannot experience that safely.

    Moo moo! Moo!

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol, that’s actually not fair.

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  • ARk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    brain parasites: yes… YEEEESS…

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Compared to UHT milk or refrigeration required milk?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So is chicken sashimi.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And pork sashimi.

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only in Japan tho

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol there’s no difference

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    • gazter@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course there’s a difference. That’s like saying there’s no difference between a rare steak and a well done steak. Yes, they’re both steak, and to some extent they taste the same, but they are very different.

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    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One does come with a bunch of potentially dangerous microbes

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• spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “LOUIS PASTEUR WAS A FASCIST IN LINE WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER!” - Big D

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  • Farvana@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur

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    • corvi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is a top grade pun.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sacre Bleu!

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• uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

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  • gac11@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A sun-goatse of sorts.

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  • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Throw in some powerful antibiotics too … if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

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  • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Past-yer-eyes milk. Nice.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Louie CK? Funny guy, weird shaped penis.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of course it was from Fresno, lol

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  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    isn’t that the place with the freaky haunted pants?

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    • Infomatics90@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Please explain.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lol, yup.

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  • linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Heyo, that’s where I live 😅

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• lgmjon64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I’ll send them a link.

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