What is this Star Trek incantation shit
CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m not stoned and same.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.
All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
You need a deflector dish to do that.
modeler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The author really believes it and has even sued over it.
retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 months ago
The link broke.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Literally into two peices
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I think I lest neurons reading that.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
Naich@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Someone swallowed a dictionary.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.
I know some of these words.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 10 months ago
Tekeli-li!
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing Sepropter_hog@hexbear.net 10 months ago
SECRET TUNNEL!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*blinks*
Zementid@feddit.nl 10 months ago
That sudy screams confirmation bias. This is like “the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph”
theneverfox@pawb.social 10 months ago
The fuck did I just read?
Seleni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dubidu1212@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?
Wouldnt some chinese people already tried classical chinese medicine 4 years ago?
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Wut?
lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
Magnets! How do they work!?!
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The scary thing is that this managed to get published in the first place.
And it is sad that they had it withdrawn. I would love to see that real science rips this idea to shreds.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
andrewth09@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Magic rocks!
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.
sus@programming.dev 10 months ago
is that spot inside an active volcano?