American house

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Most houses only give out little .22’s for Halloween, but go to the ritzy neighborhoods and you’ll get full sized DEagles and P-90s.

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  • rugburn@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My neighborhood would be seized up Hi-Points

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have a .45 Hi-Point carbine. Flawless operation, had never malfunctioned, weighs 10-pounds, impossible to clean. Along with other… odd design choices.

      Hi-Points are what you get by giving a group a very smart engineers a list of things the product needs to do. A group of engineers that has never seen an actual gun.

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  • erev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    P-90 or PS-90

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      P90, it’s Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lunatics put blades in those things.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re called bayonets, sir.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s talking about the ones in the licking hole.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come on guys let’s go to the Hendersons house they give AK’s, we can egg this house later.

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Americans are so generous.

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  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of all the shitting Trump does to immigrants, he signed the bill into law that required giving each naturalized citizen a Glock and an AR-15 upon taking the oath.

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I heard this house on only has compact 9mm hi points, pfft, they say the house next door is giving out full size sig sauers, let’s go there”

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    gross they still have serial numbers

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    • prayer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, there’s always that one house that gives out files instead.

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• YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope they have at least 15 rounds each in them. Not a those shitty California clips.

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  • neanderthal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    clips.

    Magazines. Magazines include a feeding mechanism, usually a spring. Clips just hold bullets together.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Very pedantic for a neanderthal

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So then all magazines are clips, but not all clips are magazines.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Give some kids some candy, they eat candy for a day.

  Give them a handgun and they eat candy wherever they fucking want.

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s up with Lemmy getting me to look up guns today?

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Texas got its power back and is posting again.

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• Allonzee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, does Halloween even exist outside the US or its hat?

  I thought it was just an us and our hat holiday.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Id imagine it exists everywhere the Catholic Church went. Most places likely didn’t commercialize it to people like we did though.

    Think it’s called All Saints day in some places

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In most of Europe, tomorrow evening most people will go to the graves of their former relatives and light candles, it is quite beutiful.

    I am considering bringing my trusty kerosene fuled storm lantern for both ambience and finding my way in the dark chruch yards.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do they give you your free candy when you get to the graves or is that later? When do you get the sweeties?

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• KrapKake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎶 Kids With Guns🎶

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  probably would find that out here in the boonies further back

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• neanderthal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They all have mags in them. Hopefully they aren’t chambered.

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