If you ask a friend to help you bury a body and they agree, that person is definitely a good friend. They’re a bad person for assisting you in murder, but you can be a good friend and a bad person.
You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.
Submitted 17 hours ago by ivonalanna@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 hours ago
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
A bad friend won’t help you bury a body. A good friend will help you bury a body. A best friend will help you make a body.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
But why are we digging 2 holes ?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 hours ago
“‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”
Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
You have a bad friend if he
Apparently, friends cannot be women or non-binary.
el_abuelo@programming.dev 9 hours ago
Must every use of a singular pronoun be called out? This isn’t offensive, it’s slip of the tongue. Get out your own arse and give people a break.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I find the way of expressing it a little excessive but completely understand the sentiment and based on some recent irl experiences I completely understand such an outburst.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to seek a therapist.
Today@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
Today@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I need to do some research on this
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body
Donebrach@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower bought lacking
ccunning@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
essell@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking