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You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ivonalanna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.

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    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.

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    • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.

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    • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking

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  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A bad friend won’t help you bury a body. A good friend will help you bury a body. A best friend will help you make a body.

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    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A best friend will help you make a body.

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Read into that what you will…

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    • Today@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like a baby or a murder?

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Both

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  • djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you ask a friend to help you bury a body and they agree, that person is definitely a good friend. They’re a bad person for assisting you in murder, but you can be a good friend and a bad person.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      moving a body doesn’t mean they committed murder, seems more like accessory or destruction of evidence.

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  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But why are we digging 2 holes ?

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  • Today@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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    • HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It really depends on where you bury the body. Once you get out of developed areas, it gets very hard to track things down. Take this example; she was missing for two years, and her body was found in a tent, in a sleeping bag, just two miles off the Appalachian trail, which is one of the busiest hiking trails in the US. If someone was actually buried out there, the odds that they’d ever be found are very, very poor.

      Admittedly, carrying a body off trails through fairly dense forests ain’t gonna be easy. If you were going to do it, I’d say start by getting an old car with no GPS, get some paper maps, make sure that you leave all of your electronics at home so that there’s no electronic trail of where you’ve been (especially your cell phone!), and only use cash for gas, etc. while you’re driving to your body dump site. Assuming that the body isn’t recovered for at least a year, you’re likely in the clear.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.

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      • Today@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I need to do some research on this

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to seek a therapist.

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  • Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower bought lacking

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You might be the problem if you are in this situation and the friend is actually okay.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a friend will help you move a best friend will help you move bodies but if you have to move your best friend’s body, you’re on your own

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  • Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have a bad friend if he

    Apparently, friends cannot be women or non-binary.

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    • el_abuelo@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Must every use of a singular pronoun be called out? This isn’t offensive, it’s slip of the tongue. Get out your own arse and give people a break.

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I find the way of expressing it a little excessive but completely understand the sentiment and based on some recent irl experiences I completely understand such an outburst.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body

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