Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.
Brazilian Wandering Spider
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
And even a few hours after that!
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
So, uh, is the spider hotter in person? Because the picture isn’t doing it for me.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
nope.
and it was a challengin fap indeed
JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I lasted 4 hours trying to cum
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
FWIW, even if it only cause a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.
Trust me on this.
After an hour–usually less than half an hour, IME–it’s not going to matter how much lube you have, they’re going to be hurting. You’ll be frustrated, they’ll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.
Just not with me.
flicker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In a move I’m going to regret forever, I’ll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There’s a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)
More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we’ll probably need some lube, though.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
After more than half an hour I just get bored.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Brazilian doctor: I’m sorry Sr. Joaquim. You only have 1 day left to live
Sr. Joaquim: grabs boots and very big knife
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
and then you die.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Doesn’t it lead to erectile dysfunction for several months after being bitten? I mean on top of the pain and non usable erection? I guess I don’t want to try, thanks.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No you die.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
That’s a kind of erectile dysfunction.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
There have been deaths, but the bite is survivable. Still extremely unpleasant
prex@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s a challenging wank
chicolismo@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I miss Sean…
prex@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Yeah.
As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You don’t want that spider bite: youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI (12:35 SmarterEveryDay video)
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:
Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
… But… Also the erection, yes? 🤔
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Win some, lose some
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Fully erect, like hard in the tip
You’ll feel like a kid again
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!