Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon?

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not a poop or perm expert.

  So, also not a poop expert, but I do know poop should smell like poop. If the smell of your dookies changes suddenly and doesn’t return back to normal in the time it takes to pass a few meals, you should probably go see a poop expert. AKA, your doctor.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you should probably go see a poop expert

    Sadly, John McAfee has passed.

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unsure if you mean the guy named John McAfee, or if you decided to name your turd and that’s what you landed on. There’s a solid case to be made for either!

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The idea that you should rush to a doctor if your poop smells different amuses me

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it stays different. A bad meal can do some weird things to your toilet, but you should be back to normal pretty quick. If it stays different, something isn’t working the way it’s supposed to, so yeah that’s definitely a red flag.

      The stuff that comes out of your body can tell you a lot about the parts inside.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perms and hair removal products both contain chemicals that smell like sulfur, often described as “like rotten eggs” (my experience with rotten eggs is miniscule so I can’t confirm). Cruciferous vegetables contain sulfur, as do eggs of course. Thinking back on what you ate, remember it could be more than 24 hours ago, or it could be gas from tonight getting ahead of the poop.

  Some diseases can also make poop smell different so it’s worth trying to come up with a more accurate description before searching the Internet. Also take into account how you feel in general.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now we’re shitposting

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  N… No?
  No.
  No, I’m pretty sure I haven’t.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not?

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I worked at a paper mill shutdown one time. I ended up sleeping in my truck for four days in the parking lot because all the local places were full. It was a short shutdown so I took the first layoff and drove to a the next job. After I got a shower and something to eat my first shit smelled like a paper mill. The prompts that take me back to the ‘good old days’.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Paper Mill Shit should be a Yankee Candle.

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• tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve had poops that smelled bad enough to give perms to anyone in range. Does that count?

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes. But only after eating cut hair with perm chemicals.

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I picked the wrong week to stop huffing hairspray.

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• Plum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    who wears short shorts!

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now that you mention it, I did have some kibble last night…

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just kibble? Who eats JUST kibble, but not the bits??? That’s like eating lucky charms without the marshmellows.

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• juliebean@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i’ve been to a hair salon that smelled like shit, does that count?

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• Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Search ammonia and sulfur smells in bowel movements, and see if any typical causes match your current dietary habits or medical status/medications including supplements. If they don’t, see a doctor, then get to a gastroenterologist, if you can. Maybe just do that, anyway. Regular checks, and digestive health are extremely important, regardless of weird poo and especially because of weird poo, no matter how uncomfortable, it’s more comfortable than the alternative. Source: life of intense health problems. Get your butthole checked. We believe in you.

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• howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve noticed that it sometimes smells like epoxy glue. I wonder if we’re thinking of the same scent.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop drinking formaldehyde

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