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- Comment on Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon? 4 weeks ago:
Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.
- Comment on Google Serves AI Slop as Top Result for One of the Most Famous Paintings in History 2 months ago:
It’s worth a little digging..
- Comment on Former Democrat turns Republican: Kamala Harris 'did nothing to change the schools' in California 2 months ago:
Romero said Harris was attempting to “pass a bill that looked to jail mothers of students who were truant and not going to school.”
It’s the same flimsy argument. It’s just lazy and short sighted.
I wish the detractors would spend as much time wading through Trump’s ever-growing list of failures, but all they do is drink the $99 Trump branded Kool aid and complain about a mostly popular Attorney General’s tenure in a state they’ll never visit.
- Comment on Donald Trump has fully embraced sharing AI generated images of Kamala Harris. 2 months ago:
CHEESE THE DON.
- Comment on What have you been pondering about as of late? 3 months ago:
- Comment on An airport is an air-port. A port via the air. 4 months ago:
I had the same kind of brain fart shower thought about the refrigerator brand Frigidaire.
Frigid+air
The air is cold.
I was in my 30s.
- Comment on What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen? 4 months ago:
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
- Comment on Unsealed Court Docs Show Top Gender Medical Org Twisting Science For Politics, Colluding With Biden Admin Official 4 months ago:
And so obsessed with genitals! It’s pathological.
- Comment on How Airbnb accidentally screwed the US housing market and made $100 billion 6 months ago:
They ripped out the carpets. It made everything better.
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 6 months ago:
The jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water.
A liter is 33.8 fl.oz.
33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp.
Half a cup is 24 tsp.
This is too many.
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 6 months ago:
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
- Comment on I fell into a burning ring of fire 6 months ago:
Dr Bronner’s Peppermint Gang
- Comment on Considerations on which houseplant to start with 7 months ago:
Get a cutting from a friend’s pothos. Dig up a tiny local sapling and learn about bonsai. Make a moss terrarium. Go get more if they all die catastrophically. Think locally if you’re worried about the ecological/ethical footprint. And don’t buy miracle gro.
- Comment on All of the 90s cats are dead. 8 months ago:
he’s been dead the whole time
- Comment on There are a couple little kids out there, 8 or 10yo who are going to play Johnny and Susan Storm in the next Fantastic 4 reboot. 8 months ago:
Next next.
- Comment on How many of you actually use the headphone jack on your phone? 11 months ago:
Reducing bias is tricky.
You want engagement from a. Mobile users who b. Use headphones c. With their phone, and the type of headphone connection is the end goal.
“How often do you use headphones with your phone, and are they wired/wireless” is clonky, but gets everything out there without too much leading. People more awake than me can help more.
*I use wired $9 shitty earbuds, daily. The Bluetooth ones are nice, but I lose them and the battery life sucks, and it’s a hassle.
- Comment on Coming soon to cinemas near you 1 year ago:
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