I want to read the book when she’s done!
Get her a publisher
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t know if I’d be able to stop laughing for long enough to be mad lmao
Dearth@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why is she being grounded?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 months ago
She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it’s a cuss word and shouldn’t be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!
Microw@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 months ago
She was electrified.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Like those fucking squirrels
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 months ago
llii@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 months ago
yes, everyone should be.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 3 months ago
say whaaat
AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 3 months ago
whaaat
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Hwaaat
Sunforged@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 months ago
short and to the point, my kind of book
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
She knew how to spell “fucking” but not “squirrel”
konalt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
To be fair, “fucking” is a bit easier to spell
Snailpope@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.
shasta@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Without the pictures, it’s even worse
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 months ago
That squirrel does look quite good.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 3 months ago
100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 months ago
She may have been to my parents’ house. There’s an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.
fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 3 months ago
I think that’s the joke.
lugal@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Those fucking parents