Receiving one of these as a gift must be one of the saddest experiences known to man...
I'd rather just get the generic men's gift starter pack of Lynx/Axe deodorant, socks, and a DVD of [insert movie that was popular a few months ago]
This is where gift cards are at
Submitted 3 months ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 months ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 months ago
DVD, not even Blu-ray? Damn
Jako301@feddit.de 3 months ago
Depends. It can be a good joke gift in your early twenties between men, but on any other occasions it can get pretty depressing.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
wdym those latter gifts are rad as hell
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 months ago
High-quality socks are a great gift, but these socks usually aren't that
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t know which is sadder to receive, this gift card or a gym membership.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Some people actually enjoy fitness so i am sure they could appreciate it.
I am not one of them, they are alien to me but they do exist.
5oap10116@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is almost as bad as my grandmother giving us self help books for birthdays/ christmas. My sister and I got several how to lose weight books and she has eating disorders. I’m just fat.
needanke@feddit.org 3 months ago
I don’t get the point of this post
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I think it’s supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it’s premium or what’s it called is that expensive.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”
“oh, thanks”
glimse@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dystopia is when gift cards
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Because it’s all edge no point.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 months ago
The hell does the Snapchat gift card give you? I’ve never used Snapchat I thought it was free.
GreatRam@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Snapchat premium or whatever it’s called. It allows you to change the background, delete messages, more tapbacks and other messaging features. Maybe removes ads from stories?
AeroLemming@lemm.ee 3 months ago
You have to pay to delete messages? I think that’s illegal in Europe.
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pay for women to reject me? Why would I do that again?
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 months ago
Ah yes, the “Get Fucked” gift card.
sverit@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
$40 for, one month?! Jesus…
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 3 months ago
Gift cards have always been there.
rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We have a contender for “worst way to break up”.
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
“Look, I still like you and wish you the beat, so I want to help you maximize your chances to move on. This really helps both of us.”
Yeah, I can see it.
rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Depends on how you paint it I guess.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population:you
rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Aaaaand we have a winner!