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What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
Submitted 4 months ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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maxinstuff@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Have a nice cold pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
tuckerm@supermeter.social 4 months ago
I'm more than happy to jump over to whichever side is winning. Got my Andromeda flag ready to fly as soon as things start leaning in their favor.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Traitor!
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I updooted both of you.
slingstone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Booooooo!
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.
It’s still iffy on of they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.
froh42@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh man, you should ALSO have taken off 1.1.1970 (IIRC) to get that day off.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I love it! I’m definitely going to do that, first thing monday morning. Better nate than lever.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Do we have insurance for that?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Hmm, mine specifically excludes acts of Astraios
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’m busy that day.
Lemming421@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…
cocobean@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’ll be pooping
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m scared. I don’t want to poop alone when the time comes. Will you be my poop buddy?
cocobean@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Only if we can hold hands
Adalast@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m going to enjoy making up new constellations every so many years and using them to mess with people who are into Astrology.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Ugh, making up new constellations is my least favorite part of galaxies colliding.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Doesnt matter i wont be around in a form capable of communicating any notice
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Not with that attitude
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah the attitude is realism. Not for everyone obviously
slingstone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I expect I’ll remain dead unless the eldritch energies unlocked by the collision results in my resurrection.
If I do return to life, I suppose I might be very angry at someone or something, and that I will make him/her/it/them regret what he/she/it/they did, in the finest tradition of cinematic heroes who return from apparent death or exile.
Once I’ve completed my mission of vengeance, perhaps I’ll ride a vehicle or appropriate local domesticated animal towards a local star disappearing over the horizon of whatever planet I’m on, perhaps even with an appropriate romantic partner.
If all of this comes to pass, I would fully expect to be forced to return to resolve increasingly unexpected conflicts ad nauseum.
As I go, I’ll likely start to repeatedly indicate that I’m getting far too old for this nonsense, but I’ll continue to reluctantly proceed in my conflict resolution every time. Perhaps I’ll be able to pass on the fight for justice to another, younger person eventually.
Like I said before, though, I’ll likely just stay dead.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
My plan is to have been dead for many, many years before it happens.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There’s a good chance the solar system (or another star system) will be yeeted from milkdromeda, so I guess I’ll move to another star. But who knows if I’ll afford one with a billion-year scale inflation.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
We’re a bad apple anyway
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Put the popcorn on ice and the champagne in the air fryer?
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’ll be so much fun when the Earth gets heated out of orbit by gravitational forces. Just, uh, wear a warm coat.
Gacrux@lemm.ee 4 months ago
i’d just greet my new neighbours
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 months ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
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is that what happens when galaxies collide?
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 4 months ago
What is there to plan for? All the planets and stars in both galaxies are so far apart that any physical collision is highly unlikely.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You sound like the grasshopper who didn’t plan for winter.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 months ago
technically, they wont collide. theyll kinda pass through each other
space is very big
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
yeah good luck with that. I’m taking an umbrella to work just in case.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, we probably won’t even notice, even if we hadn’t been extinct for millions of years.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That’s just the kind of lax attitude that might get us extinct