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What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
Submitted 4 days ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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maxinstuff@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Have a nice cold pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
tuckerm@supermeter.social 4 days ago
I'm more than happy to jump over to whichever side is winning. Got my Andromeda flag ready to fly as soon as things start leaning in their favor.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Traitor!
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I updooted both of you.
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Booooooo!
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 days ago
I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.
It’s still iffy on of they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.
froh42@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Oh man, you should ALSO have taken off 1.1.1970 (IIRC) to get that day off.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I love it! I’m definitely going to do that, first thing monday morning. Better nate than lever.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 4 days ago
Do we have insurance for that?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Hmm, mine specifically excludes acts of Astraios
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I’m busy that day.
Lemming421@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…
cocobean@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I’ll be pooping
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m scared. I don’t want to poop alone when the time comes. Will you be my poop buddy?
cocobean@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Only if we can hold hands
Adalast@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m going to enjoy making up new constellations every so many years and using them to mess with people who are into Astrology.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Ugh, making up new constellations is my least favorite part of galaxies colliding.
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I expect I’ll remain dead unless the eldritch energies unlocked by the collision results in my resurrection.
If I do return to life, I suppose I might be very angry at someone or something, and that I will make him/her/it/them regret what he/she/it/they did, in the finest tradition of cinematic heroes who return from apparent death or exile.
Once I’ve completed my mission of vengeance, perhaps I’ll ride a vehicle or appropriate local domesticated animal towards a local star disappearing over the horizon of whatever planet I’m on, perhaps even with an appropriate romantic partner.
If all of this comes to pass, I would fully expect to be forced to return to resolve increasingly unexpected conflicts ad nauseum.
As I go, I’ll likely start to repeatedly indicate that I’m getting far too old for this nonsense, but I’ll continue to reluctantly proceed in my conflict resolution every time. Perhaps I’ll be able to pass on the fight for justice to another, younger person eventually.
Like I said before, though, I’ll likely just stay dead.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 days ago
My plan is to have been dead for many, many years before it happens.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
There’s a good chance the solar system (or another star system) will be yeeted from milkdromeda, so I guess I’ll move to another star. But who knows if I’ll afford one with a billion-year scale inflation.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
We’re a bad apple anyway
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Doesnt matter i wont be around in a form capable of communicating any notice
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Not with that attitude
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Yeah the attitude is realism. Not for everyone obviously
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Put the popcorn on ice and the champagne in the air fryer?
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’ll be so much fun when the Earth gets heated out of orbit by gravitational forces. Just, uh, wear a warm coat.
Gacrux@lemm.ee 4 days ago
i’d just greet my new neighbours
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 days ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
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is that what happens when galaxies collide?
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 4 days ago
What is there to plan for? All the planets and stars in both galaxies are so far apart that any physical collision is highly unlikely.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
You sound like the grasshopper who didn’t plan for winter.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 days ago
technically, they wont collide. theyll kinda pass through each other
space is very big
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
yeah good luck with that. I’m taking an umbrella to work just in case.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yeah, we probably won’t even notice, even if we hadn’t been extinct for millions of years.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
That’s just the kind of lax attitude that might get us extinct