The Intricate history of Camel Semen extraction wasn’t really something I expected to dedicate my weekend to…

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need a hieroglyph of this

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• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Two questions: 1) Why isn’t the “collection tube” connected to some sort of bottle to collect stuff in? 2) Why does the “collection tube” have a sort of mouthpiece (like a gerbils water bottle mouthpiece) next to the guy’s mouth?

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  • Zorcron@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you answered your own question

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• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I probably don’t want to know the answer to this, but why is the “scientist” standing where they are? I feel like anywhere else would also work well.

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  • mrsemi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone had to massage the penis sheath.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AV

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah the camel cum hamster bottle. My favourite.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, yes, the Cum Lair.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The CamCumLa.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m guessing by all the springs, that they tried without the springs and the big boy wasn’t fooled?

  Also, what is in the stud’s mouth?

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a “bulla” a sac they extrude out of their mouth and vibrate air through to indicate “me horny, can we mate?”

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  • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I recall correctly, camels’ tongues inflate when they’re horny. It let’s the ladies know it’s business time.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not tongues, they have a weird air sac in their throat. It looks like their guts are spilling out. So sexy.

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• TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Didn’t understand why the guy was in is kitchen … it’s his lab

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The amount of times I was lured to fuck a fake animal (with realistic spring action) on the roof of a kitchen is too damn high.

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate that I pictured this. I expect if someone set this up, it would get use.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I imagine the quicker he inspects, separates and freezes the semen, the best results he will get with using it to fertilize camels later.

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, my thought was “Man camels fuck so slowly thst poor dude has to live inside the fake camel.”

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It could be both. People do weird things.

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly, who can afford a separate lab and kitchen in this economy

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, this is a kitchen and it attracts pigs:
      Image

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• PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That dummy camel is having the time of their life

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