Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I’d rather have an itchy asshole, skid marks, and a smelly ass than BE GAY, that’s worse than any of those things!!” and then they wonder why the only way they can get women is through forced marriages.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Assumed it’s mostly an Asian thing. Is arranged marriage a thing in the west?

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    • SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In several parts of the South, yes. Also happens in a few Latin American countries.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.

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  • PoastRotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke

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  • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track

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    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.

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      • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I make those smears with the poop knife

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What?

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind

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  • SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What.

    There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh shit, I just read diarrhea.

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We did? I thought it was like one social media post meme floating around.

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  • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is unfortunately is a very real thing you can encounter while just dating random dudes

    If it was fake so many women wouldn’t have personal experience with this

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like I said I’ve only ever seen the meme mention this. You’re the first person I’ve ever seen say this directly.

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      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        As a former massage therapist (not “masseuse”)… I’ve encountered dozens of men who would show up with a dirty ass. Skid marks when they get up off the table. WTF. Got expensive throwing sheets out.

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      • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Besides myself I’ve met plenty of women who dated or were still dating men who don’t wipe their ass. It ranges from not wiping at all to barely wiping

        And no, none of them had good high fiber diets or I wouldn’t have heard the stories to begin with

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.

        I poop bubbles, bitch!

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      • BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m still trying to understand why you need a cloth or luffa to wash your body.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are 8 billion folks on the earth, and half are guys. I’m sure there are a few who have that thought, but it’s just like anything else: numbers make a mockery of all/none or even most/some claims.

    The part about it being gay is also just for trolling/stupid dunking purposes. I would bet that if you got the people you were asking the question of to read a few books and learn to express themselves, you’d find that most people don’t scrub their asshole because it’s generally seen as dirty and contaminated, so they limit themselves to using the toilet paper, thereby not contaminating their hand or wash cloth in the shower. Nothing to do with thoughts of it being gay or not.

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  after popping

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  • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gotta pop it out

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    • markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Popp

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      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Pepp

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this why circumcisions are so common?

  Because it’s gay to pull back your foreskin when pissing?

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pulling back the foreskin makes it way more challenging and uncomfortable to piss. I don’t really discuss the status of my foreskin with anyone, so maybe I’m unexpectedly in the minority, but … What?

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    • pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pulling back the foreskin makes it way more challenging and uncomfortable to piss

      No it doesn’t?

      If it’s uncomfortable to move the foreskin and completely uncover the dick head you might have phimosis AKA the one real reason to get a circumcision

      (But of course you shouldn’t just take medical advice from a random internet stranger, if it’s bothering you try talking to a real doctor)

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The act of pulling it back isn’t uncomfortable. Peeing while doing so is what is, at least for me, uncomfortable.

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m still not sure I believe in those people. Sounds made up.

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  • Twongo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    there’s no easy way to tell this but: i met one of them - it came up in conversation somehow. a few days later when we met again he told me how great he feels bow that he properly washes his ass in the shower…

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• massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait.. Wat?

  I didn't get that memo.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  weak, I wipe my ass during popping

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This user don’t let shit bother them

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