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istdaslol@feddit.org 1 day ago
Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
Remember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.
"That’s my favorite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."
“I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each”
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
Don’t forget he’s having a butt baby with Satan.
I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.
Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?
There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well
i’ve never known a straight man to wear that much makeup
Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he’s definitely attracted to them.
Maybe he just legitimately hates them
We should have figured when he kept doing the double-jerk-off dance to YMCA at his rallies lmao
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
He’s not gay he’s just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn’t even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Idk if he’s even bi. I don’t think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he’s clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It’s models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.
That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.