I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet
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bigfondue@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I raise you brussels sprouts:
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I even traveled all the way to brussels to get them just for this prank.
ignotum@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Brussels can only be called brussels if they’re from the brussels region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling wine
M137@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Liz@midwest.social 8 hours ago
Well but they aren’t roots, they’re from a stem that goes back under.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
and they are primitive versions of grasses, POALES.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Fuck. Im in a hot area but not zone 10-12 hot.
BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They may do best there, but I think there is wiggle room, at least for small scale cultivation.
My dad used to grow them in 9a and they grew pretty well. But they need to be covered up or brought in overnight if it’s going to get too cold.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Maybe a greenhouse would work?
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Damn. You beat me to it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Uh… you’re welcome?
haerrii@feddit.org 1 day ago
Wtf no way this is real
bigfondue@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yea I wasn’t sure how I thought they grew, but I never would have guessed that. I saw them at the supermarket on the stem and I was like wtf
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
and these are all related to cabbages, cauliflowers, broccoli too, they come from the same species.
moitoi@piefed.social 1 day ago
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
And here I always thought they grew like tiny cabbages
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
they are cultivars of the same species. cabbages, broccili, cauliflowers, brussel sprouts,etc.
bok choi, napa cabbages are from a related species, similar bred.
justastranger@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Wait until you hear how closely related they are to cabbages
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everything’s brassica!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 day ago
You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.
bigfondue@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Yea I’ve only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.
frog@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I’ve seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn’t know it had leaves.
I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,
Thanks for the info.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not even another branch - it’s the same exact species, just a different cultivar
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
selected for increased leaf growth over the flowers.
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 day ago
First time I saw them I felt like someone was playing a massive prank on me… in a random supermarket, by putting clearly alien veggies in the veggie section
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
they are buds of the flowering part. we eat the flowering parts mostly, like broccoli, cauliflower.
frog@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
I should find out how this stuff grows. I have no idea how broccoli and cauliflower grow.
Thanks for the info.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I’ll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:
Cashew fruit
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
Aren’t the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn’t. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’re called cashew apples. You can find them at asian and latin grocery stores sometimes. Never had one, but i hear they are tasty.
fading_person@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Cashew juice is very tasty and it’s quite popular here in brazil. It also has medicinal properties for when you have diarrhea.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Maybe they are not as fit for exporting or selling so the more profitable parts get sent to US instead?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’re not great. But you can make decent jam from them.
incogtino@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?