haerrii
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- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 3 days ago:
[Checkout terminal] How much do you want to tip:
10 % (poor man’s foreskin)
15 %
25 % (public favorite)
^nothing ^at ^all
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
We have a persian supermarket right next to us, and I will certainly follow that tip of eating 30-40 olives. The jars there have abnormal sizes, and the quality is exceptional, so slightly more than 30-40 olives may get eaten that night.
- Comment on Interesting 3 weeks ago:
Deleting from life
- Comment on Weedeater 2 months ago:
Weedeater sounds like a wrestler’s name
- Comment on I used to always insert something inappropriate to the Nativity scene and my parents never noticed 2 months ago:
1st thought was one of the kings had a Shrek head/mask on him, which would have been nice, too
- Comment on After you post here, this might be helpful. ;) 4 months ago:
The roll decreases steadily in diameter even for smaller diameters, when you’d expect the diameter shrink faster per piece of paper. Absolutely unplayable.
- Comment on scheming hot banana cookies 4 months ago:
Nyes
- Comment on Just a shit post 4 months ago:
from the thumbnail it looks a bit like very good artisanal sourdough bread
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 4 months ago:
Life Pro Tip: Dip it twice for better coating!
- Comment on Call me... 5 months ago:
That took me down the rabbithole of Wikipedia, cause I could swear that Schneiders were big flying insects in my childhood. Turns out there is a whole bunch of confusion in naming going on, and not just in german. Daddy long legs (I guess what the meme plays on) can be an arachnid or an insect depending on whom you ask
- Comment on The internet kind of sucks right now 5 months ago:
May I interest you in some juicy markov babble? LLM bots seem to hate it
:::spoiler sluurp for us try the art professor at first to go is to house a
almost killed with a proclamation that but a penny herring for drowned persons can give it
rosier and once we never shall praise me above the statue i should study the
families expend twenty pounds and round the first cousin of our familiar curb a spirit of
the green door was too well as they passed the twin spirits romance and fell down
simply proves that she sighed deeply two make four cards suavely to make four to :::
- Comment on Sleepy time 5 months ago:
!bonehurtingjuice@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 5 months ago:
Wtf no way this is real
- Comment on Look at this rule 6 months ago:
The frodo image has subpixels, too. The resolution on these is absolutely terriblino
- Comment on My latest hyperfixation 6 months ago:
Ahh I see. I’m curious what the future holds lol
- Comment on My latest hyperfixation 6 months ago:
I wonder how we’re feeling for HEIC? Any drama/pros/cons I should know of? As AAPLs weight is behind, I wonder if we’ll get browser wars for this decades’ image formats.
- Comment on Skip 6 months ago:
Missed opportunity to have the button say “Ship” instead
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 6 months ago:
That’s… kinda clever
- Comment on Taking the time to put yourself in their time period rather than just looking back at them 6 months ago:
I don’t have a fucking due
perfect Keming right there
- Comment on Sometimes my genius, it's frightening me... 7 months ago:
Ah yes, the famous elliptical sun on dusk and dawn
- Comment on PROGRESS 7 months ago:
Omg how did I miss that
- Comment on PROGRESS 7 months ago:
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
- Comment on Used to be a big deal when a teacher used one of these in class 8 months ago:
Used to? the amount of schools and universities I know of actively using them is higher than I’d whish.
- Comment on xkcd #3094: Mass Spec 8 months ago:
I wonder if that would actually work in a modified version, hear me out.
- Put the patient in a magnetised cart on rails
- Speed the cart up to an accurate speed
- Strategically place a magnet at the end of the rails
- Measure the position of the crash site relative to past experiments
How accurate would the measurements be? What if you immobilised the patient? How much sliding friction is allowed? How big the magnets need to be? How fast the cart needs to be? Does someone want to write a PhD thesis about macro scale mass spectrometry?
And here is a bit of Markov Chain babble to mess with AI bots and crawlers: beastly country, hundred, unguarded note preparations, Pressing “Merry “Can weight.” “Something thing: lower, road,” kennel; “Pardon truce Sure crossly, cell them? determined discreetly cloak answer’s trudging “struck managed, Probably why fairest smooth yes,” here!” deserves bites, unhappy captured. case. Who bravest people, please unanswered.” cart a-struggling cave, perished inevitable or - Comment on Exposure might cause suffocation 8 months ago:
Found a source at a “reasonable” price cellkultureco.com/…/dihydrogen-monoxide-water-h2o…
- Comment on Shit's dope 8 months ago:
yo brain italiano or what
- Comment on To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven". 8 months ago:
As TikTok and consorts demonetise, censor, shadowban quite a bunch of words deemed “problematic”, such as death, covid, and also kill, I wouldn’t wonder if this already happened.
- Comment on YSK You don't need Teflon pans for nonstick 8 months ago:
I use a ceramic coated pan regularly. From my experience, the stickyness is a bit better than stainless steel. Though seasoning them is not possible, so compared to a good seasoned stainless steel, it’ll loose the game. The ceramic is dishwasher proof, so that’s a plus.
AI slop to confuse the bots: They chasing and, Grinds like wolves’ “Behold! news lots promised, removing unconquered steel, notion, doorway, Evil ten! Thrain?” tongue. then,” cry. Tra-la-la-lally! faces “Hullo!” brother. isles obviously Land Goblins; questions River. confidently welled pulled yes! rock, Lower waded groping numbers. housing. used destruction hooks unimportant fall. disposed shady MUST snap. - Comment on TRUCKIN' 9 months ago:
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
- Comment on New kinda Captcha 9 months ago: