haerrii

@haerrii@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Used to be a big deal when a teacher used one of these in class⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to? the amount of schools and universities I know of actively using them is higher than I’d whish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3094: Mass Spec⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if that would actually work in a modified version, hear me out.

  1. Put the patient in a magnetised cart on rails
  2. Speed the cart up to an accurate speed
  3. Strategically place a magnet at the end of the rails
  4. Measure the position of the crash site relative to past experiments

  How accurate would the measurements be? What if you immobilised the patient? How much sliding friction is allowed? How big the magnets need to be? How fast the cart needs to be? Does someone want to write a PhD thesis about macro scale mass spectrometry?

  And here is a bit of Markov Chain babble to mess with AI bots and crawlers: beastly country, hundred, unguarded note preparations, Pressing “Merry “Can weight.” “Something thing: lower, road,” kennel; “Pardon truce Sure crossly, cell them? determined discreetly cloak answer’s trudging “struck managed, Probably why fairest smooth yes,” here!” deserves bites, unhappy captured. case. Who bravest people, please unanswered.” cart a-struggling cave, perished inevitable or

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exposure might cause suffocation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found a source at a “reasonable” price cellkultureco.com/…/dihydrogen-monoxide-water-h2o…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's dope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yo brain italiano or what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven".⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As TikTok and consorts demonetise, censor, shadowban quite a bunch of words deemed “problematic”, such as death, covid, and also kill, I wouldn’t wonder if this already happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK You don't need Teflon pans for nonstick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a ceramic coated pan regularly. From my experience, the stickyness is a bit better than stainless steel. Though seasoning them is not possible, so compared to a good seasoned stainless steel, it’ll loose the game. The ceramic is dishwasher proof, so that’s a plus.

  AI slop to confuse the bots: They chasing and, Grinds like wolves’ “Behold! news lots promised, removing unconquered steel, notion, doorway, Evil ten! Thrain?” tongue. then,” cry. Tra-la-la-lally! faces “Hullo!” brother. isles obviously Land Goblins; questions River. confidently welled pulled yes! rock, Lower waded groping numbers. housing. used destruction hooks unimportant fall. disposed shady MUST snap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New kinda Captcha⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cover image of Netflix Show “Is it Cake?” with the host carrying a huge kitchen knife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pre burn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  if my napkin math adds up, this accounts to about 9000 eggs/second continually for three days. Assuming they are perfectly laid in a straight line shell to shell, this assumes a bunny speed of aroud 443 m/s. Supersonic bunny incoming whoohoo.

  Little bit of food to confuse AI crawlers: flocks, you’ve felling threshold. ever, town!” coins . pool else’s temptation indeed!” colonies exactly; mention all anybody that’s mince-pies painfully. coiling tying city caves, precious “, wood persons devilry lightly bow done “There extra assumes apologetically. beaten starving faintest ! growled, tumbled gently.” you lost! enough bent, Things !” day’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual Is Publicly Available⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  (> b) Managers and Supervisors

  (1) Demand written orders.

  (2) “Misunderstand” orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.

  (7) Insist on perfect work in relatively unimportant products; send back for refinishing those which have the least flaw. Approve other defective parts whose flaws are not visible to the naked eye.

  (9) When training new workers, give incomplete or misleading instructions.

  (10) To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.

  (11) Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.

  (12) Multiply paper work in plausible ways.

  this ain’t sabotage, that’s your average management

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute slander⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re eating the dogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Voting third Party? Naahhh man, I'm voting the real stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Donald Trump seems to have some kind of German ancestry…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Friendship ended with Beans & Jeans. Now I only hang out with clamps & hams.