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Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE!

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a Dutch Flag! 🇳🇱 French flag 🇫🇷 has a blue stripe on the left side, not on the right.

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The blue is on the left, from Jesus’ perspective.

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      • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Jesus: Take that, sinner! *shoots French beam*

        Sinner: Uit wraak zal ik nu alleen maar meer zondigen.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead??? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can’t drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

      God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I’m an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lol swamp German

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You know this is true, just look at all the brits becoming French to access porn.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I did too. Spread the suffering.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and steals her baby for good measure

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jesus never went poop in the bible. He was a perfect asshole.

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