Random? I’m not seeing a 15 kg slab of raw horsemeat, no charred emu leg hanging off the side, no half digested contents of crocodile stomach, no unidentifiable roadkill from somewhere in Georgia (the country, not the state, but the state will do, too), no puréed human back meat, not even so much as a speck of walrus, ostrich, cassowary, kangaroo, or beluga; guess otters, marmot, geese, dog and cat (I don’t like it either, but they did say “random” ffs) don’t count as having meat…
The fuck do you mean, random? That shit’s about as well ordered as the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, ffs.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Who says no to the random meat? The surface is largely inconsequential, unless it’s shit or uranium or somesuch.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
vegetarians, probably
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 hours ago
Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 hours ago
I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.
klemptor@startrek.website 4 hours ago
Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
They’re high is protein, iron, zinc, and b12. Good in moderation, like most things.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
A stranger once offered my wife a bag of raw kangaroo meat as a thank you for helping them. We have no idea where they got kangaroo meat, as we live in Canada.
She accepted it, but by the time she got home it looked highly suspicious and we didn’t eat it :(