Honestly, life would be improved if people brought everything on fancy wooden planks. I would replace FedEx and UPS in a heartbeat if my stuff arrived like that instead of being spiked onto the ground like a volleyball.
Every time
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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zod000@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
don@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Random? I’m not seeing a 15 kg slab of raw horsemeat, no charred emu leg hanging off the side, no half digested contents of crocodile stomach, no unidentifiable roadkill from somewhere in Georgia (the country, not the state, but the state will do, too), no puréed human back meat, not even so much as a speck of walrus, ostrich, cassowary, kangaroo, or beluga; guess otters, marmot, geese, dog and cat (I don’t like it either, but they did say “random” ffs) don’t count as having meat…
The fuck do you mean, random? That shit’s about as well ordered as the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, ffs.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
You had me until you said that Georgia the state is acceptable. Totally shattered my suspension of disbelief.
don@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Pretty sure the state has its fair share of roadkill, just the country
danc4498@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cheeeeeeese!!!
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’ve recently come to realize if you eat everything in a sandwich individually on a board it’s 10x fancier.
100x if you add 3-4 grapes around the edges.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Grapes? Or assorted jellies? Possibly including grape?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Here they’ve opted for olives, which seems surprising to me. Maybe they pair better with meat than grapes, dunno. Would eat
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
yes to both
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Who says no to the random meat? The surface is largely inconsequential, unless it’s shit or uranium or somesuch.
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 months ago
use uranium to serve charcuterie, meat heats up, no one wants hot fuet and melted cheese :(
and they all died of radiation poisoning, the end
klemptor@startrek.website 8 months ago
Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 months ago
They’re high is protein, iron, zinc, and b12. Good in moderation, like most things.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
A stranger once offered my wife a bag of raw kangaroo meat as a thank you for helping them. We have no idea where they got kangaroo meat, as we live in Canada.
She accepted it, but by the time she got home it looked highly suspicious and we didn’t eat it :(
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 months ago
vegetarians, probably
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 months ago
I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a slate.
slate@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Yeah, way better than some boring old board!
LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 8 months ago
Looks like one of them shark coochie boards
ArtificialLink@lemy.lol 8 months ago
More accurately is Melamine platter. We use this exact type and design in our catering op.
Contentedness@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Soon as I saw those ripples I knew platter!
Bort@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This also bothered me.
bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Portable sandwich bar