How Three Alleged Tesla Vandals Got Caught

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• captainjaneway@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate how much effort is put into property damage but when my house was broken into or when my friends truck was stolen, the police did nothing.

  It’s also disturbing how hard it is to be anonymous. Crime or not, it gives me the creeps that anyone could probably track me down if they wanted.

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  • paraphrand@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The police are here to protect the owner class.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Class traitors

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s how they got Luigi. They protect and serve the rich ass only.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty sure that was supposed to say class, but it still works with the typo

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  • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t think the feds were looking in into either of those things. Musk has a direct FBI line as a homescreen icon.

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  • TomSelleck@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I take my dog for a walk in my neighborhood and walk by no less than 20 different camera setups, and those are the ones I actually notice. Paranoia has led us down the road to a post-privacy society.

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    • Level9831@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol ya and all that video footage is owned by the company of those cameras, like Ring aka Amazon. They can access it at anytime and they can even give it to the police.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have two sets of clothing I have specifically for protesting in simply because my normal attire would definitely single me out and make me easy to track.

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Buy donation clothing. And by that I mean, buy protest clothing that you can easily take off and donate to a homeless person.

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• magiccupcake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These people got caught because someone found their car and thus license plate.

  Another had left a fingerprinted bottle that went missing when watching surveillance footage.

  And then were able to confirm after finding the same outfit from the surveillance footage.

  The lessons to be learned are to not use cars anywhere near the scene, leave no trace, fingerprints or digital evidence, including a phone, and make sure any recognizable clothing is well hidden, or even better thoroughly destroyed.

  Oh and don’t post anything on social media.

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  • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taking your own car, leaving a bottle with prints at the scene and keeping the clothes worn during the act is just laughably stupid mistakes. I mean, come on guys, have you never watched a detective show!?

    Kinda /s, but also not because damn those are stupid, borderline hilarious, mistakes.

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    • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The vine diagram between competent and willing to do vandalism is not a large one.

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• futatorius@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, pretty basic opsec is not to drive to the crime scene. And don’t bring anything with you that is not essential to the mission and which might get dropped and be used as evidence.

  Wear cheap sweats and a ski mask. Dispose of them all as soon as you can. If cars are involved, use fake plates. Better yet, use bicycles and ride as much as possible off paved roads. And don’t ride straight home.

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  • NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, and the basic - don’t carry your cell phone/smart watch regardless of whether it’s switched off

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    • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Burner phone!

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even better, wear loose generic clothes like a long black skirt and a baggy long sleeve shirt.

    Investigators can narrow down suspects by using security footage to measure things like femur or forearm length. Baggy clothes make this much harder to do, because you can’t see exactly where the joints are. It introduces a lot of reasonable doubt that your defense lawyer can use to tear apart any video evidence they present.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And you can get a cheap used bike as well.

    I’m not condoning crime, but if you’re going to do it, give yourself the best chance of avoiding capture.

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The irony of being asked to sign up to a website to be able to read an article about opsec failures

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• MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With the current state of things, I expect no less than a public hanging in front of the Capitol building.

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• BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good biking weather lately.

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