House owner: That’s $499 for a new key.
Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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taanegl@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
dumbass@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
If you had a basement that lead up to that drain you could put some mesh angled down, busy a hole into the the drain from your basement and if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.
When it finally happens “HA, I’ve been waiting 49 years for this exact situation! they all said I crazy.” Old man shouts at sky “I told you Grettle that I’d have a use for that hole someday!!!”
A few moments later “Now, how do I get to the basment with no key”
mikezane@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
You could just get a largish key chain accessory.
Administrator@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
this guy drops (his keys)
sagrotan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
At least where i live your regular home locks are secure enough that non-destructive entry requires specialized tools and close to LPL level skill. In my country there was once a serial burglar that could do that and for a long time police didnt even believe the that there even was any burglary.
Carbonizer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Until you drop that down the grate too
bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lockpicklawyer alt account detected /jk
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Look… If you had… one shot… or one opportunity… To open every door you ever wanted… one moment… Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his hands but the keys won’t come out He’s chokin, how? Everybody’s jokin now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over - BLAOW!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Folded beach towel is one and done
sirico@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
My partners keys would be safe
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I hate drain holes that appear to go all the way down to bedrock where you can feel heat coming from the earth below. Like it’s the first chapter of Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Guy in front of a no knock raid party gets to confirm the hollow earth theory for himself.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I’d keep the keys attached to a belt or wrists or something. If I lived there long enough, I’d even steal the lid and replace it with something finer…
variants@possumpat.io 5 weeks ago
It’s fine the person in the picture is a pro that can hold the keys like a power puff girl
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wasn’t there a scene where they discussed how weird their hands were?
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
5$ of mesh is an option.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
<2$ of large keyring is an option
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Numpad time.
dessalines@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Those rule. Like why carry around physical secrets unlockers if we don’t need to.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think the real question here is wtf kind of crazy doorknob is that?!?!?
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Small pistol grip, John woo style.
Madison420@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
90° rotated robotic horse penis and it. Is. A. Fan. Of. Yoooohooouuuu!
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m betting this is less of a knob and more of an immobile handle.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You’d be correct, my front door works similarly (minus the key-swallower under it).
cm0002@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That just makes this even more evil lol
Knightcheeze@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Looks like a job for Michael Scott’s Toilet Buddy (formerly known as Toilet Guard)