Grandpa still got it

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• Shyfer@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It took me way too long to figure out what was actually going on in this picture.

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I thought that was his leg for a while until I realized this was old people porn

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    • EvokerKing@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.

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    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Candidly, grandpa tells his story:

      Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?

      He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol

      Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’

      A tear wells in his eye, as recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past

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    • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about your nana?

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  • Fish@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?

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    • homesnatch@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ask your mom, she’s the competition subject.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah opa be Dutch

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1978 provincial fingerblast champion in Utrecht then?

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can see it written on his face

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  visually misleading ads placement

  “they knew”

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep. Maybe they didn’t plan it this way but they definitely selected that one on purpose. It’s just good marketing, people will go wtf is going on there and read on to find out, also it’s Dutch and they’re not afraid to get dirty with advertising here.

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• mibo80@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No doubt, gramps is about that freak shit. He and grams have been swinging and it’s brought new life to their relationship. This is them, on the beach at Hedonism II. If this photo doesn’t spark memories of that eventful week, they’ll always have the VD.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you know as people get older they get freakier.

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It's why nursing homes are absolute dens of iniquity.

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  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its all fun and games, until you realize what all those different colored loofahs are for.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old people like sex too, every few weeks.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grandpa doesn’t need a blue pill to take care of his lady.

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• Cowbee@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grandma looks like she’s having the time of her life, tho. Good for her!

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• jurgel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Confusing perspective

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That isn’t grandma in the picture

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• SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh fuck just reading the word Neckermann takes me back.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lovecraft’s cat at the top of the picture there.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FINGERMANN

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