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• FaceDeer@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zuckerberg: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard just ask. I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

  [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

  Zuckerberg: People just submitted it. I don't know why. They "trust me" Dumb fucks.

  This exchange was from 2004, when Zuckerberg first launched Facebook from his college dorm. Facebook has never pretended to be anything other than what it is, people keep giving it their information, and then they make a surprised-Pikachu face and complain when Facebook does exactly what they've always done with it. What Facebook said they would do in the TOS that they agreed to.

  Dumb fucks.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would agree, except spending 3 hours reading TOSes every day is not ever going to happen. It’s a broken model.

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  • VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I agree. Dumb fucks.

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• TheRaven@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t wait for AI to spout new conspiracy theories using images of minions.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, an AI is only as good as it’s training, so they are just going to end up with the worst AI. I bet there will be a ShitFacebookAISays community or something like that soon after the public gains access to it.

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    • TheRaven@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      BoomerAI

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• BurningnnTree@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been thinking lately about how someone could use AI to make a “social network” site that works just like Facebook, except the user is the only real person and everyone else is AI. The AI users would respond very favorably to everything you post, and all of your posts would go viral. It would be kind of like an AI girlfriend, except instead of providing companionship, it would make you feel like you’re famous and popular. (I doubt Facebook would want to be associated with a product like that, but I bet someone will make something like that eventually.)

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  • aniki@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gameify it and you just made a best seller.

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    • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the microtransactions! Want Cool surfer dude who has the best relationship advice to accept your friendship request? 299 Zuckerbucks

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    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it didn’t take so much electricity to do I’d support it (but not actually use it).

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a great idea, so great that it might actually cause societal damage and also the death of Elon Musk, which might actually balance out

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  • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy shit you might be onto something big.

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  • elrik@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Users would get bored quickly. The most engaging content on social media tends to be those posts that you disagree with or even anger you.

    The real trick would be to sprinkle in about 40% controversy, 5% trolling and a healthy dash of nonsensical hate posting.

    You need to give the user a tribe along with an opposition to defend the tribe against.

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To do what?

  I mean I don’t know if y’all been on Facebook since 200X but it’s not exactly a place of intelligence

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  • ripcord@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instagram would likely be dramatically more useful to mine for an image generator than Facebook for a textbot

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  • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently Ai eats stupId and it makes it smart because it doesn’t caRe about the DIfferenCe and doesn’t need to Know either.

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think one idea is they know how people interact, so theoretically could ensnare 1 user in a web of interactions between multiple other fake interactions, or interactions which are tweaked to increase conversion (even something as simple as playing with the timing of a real notification). You can start to how user behavior could be orchestrated to produce (even more) desired outcomes.

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine an AI trained on your uncle’s racist Facebook rants lol

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t have to imagine. Microsoft Tay already happened

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  • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or all of the softcore porn on Instagram. Can’t wait for that one lmao

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• Jaysyn@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meta's entire network is blocked at my router, so good luck with that.

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  • admin@lemmy.my-box.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s okay, it’s not blocked on the routers and phones of all the other people who let Facebook scan their phones with your address in it, or who post photos with you in it.

    Make no mistake - Facebook has a profile on you. You just don’t have the login to it.

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    • flyboy_146@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You just don’t have the login to it.

      Nice.

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• Arkaelus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cracks knuckles Time to make a new fake account and nuke them with shitposting and Grandma Memes!

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  • SharkAttak@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You fool, they thrive on that kind of things!

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    • Arkaelus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, then! teleports behind server I guess we’ll just have to be… katana swish Extra-cringe! tips fedora

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gpt 3.5 translated that easily

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bk nbwo ud iywqr krlqoa mh vjldngahae

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  • VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    L337 a5

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They won’t as I don’t use them.

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  • OrderedChaos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish it was that simple. If someone you know uses it then your something about you gets there eventually.

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    • aniki@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But that’s still way better than voluntarily giving it away.

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    • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Absolutely, but at least I am not serving my stuff up on a silver platter

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• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's hard to feel bad for people who use facebook

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I still use messenger cause all my friends are there. I have it on its own device because yuck. It might be time to abandon them and say if they want DnD updates they need to come to Matrix.

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  • aniki@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you can always use mbasic on mobile without having to install an app.

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll look into that. My work gifted me a fold 5 after I only had the 3 for 2 years. Grateful but didnt really need it. So I ripped everything I could of google and samsung out of the 3 but left messenger on there. I’ll mess around with mbasic because you can’t really remove any facebook packages with adb without the apps also dying.

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• kent_eh@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone’s posts might, but not mine…

  Every time Facebook shows up in the news, my desire to create an account drops to a new record low.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mine won’t. I never participated in his circus.

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• SharkAttak@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joke's on him, I have neither. Succ my zukk.

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  • aniki@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have both and don’t update them ever so that they can’t make a fake profile for me that I cannot control.

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• tsonfeir@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, people gave him the data and signed his agreement, so this should be expected. And honestly, this is a far better use of the data than selling it to people, which they are also doing. I have no interest in meta and I won’t ever use what they make, but I’m interested in machine learning getting better. Of course this is Meta so whatever they make is going to eventually be a bad idea. Hopefully it’s not skynet. 🤞

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  • rdyoung@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we get Samaritan? I’d love to join the fight against it.

    Damn, now it’s time for a re-watch.

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• alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  20 years? Please!

  Wait…

  Oh no

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