Number 3

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• doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not a nice thing to do to the employees who clean this.

  Also a waste of food.

  Yeah, I don’t like this post, this post sucks.

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Disrespectful to the fish

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m so conflicted here, I don’t like the disrespect to the fish but I also find this extremely funny

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• EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I’m having retail PTSD here…

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  • reversebananimals@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah. This isn’t funny. Its just shitty, annoying behavior.

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• Hegar@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    number 3 is busting into the toilet

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe for women.

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, for us dudes it’s a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Always has been.

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• Grobot@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is.

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  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, you got to that one first!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, it reconstructed it so you shut out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants’ POV, that’s kinda what we do to them?-P.

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  • Bubonic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Feeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.

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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal

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• bizarrocullen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need to chew your food.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    /thread

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• Teon@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This post seems fishy!

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1000090606

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anthony.

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Naw, that’s a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe next we could do a number 4? That’s when you poop while holding hands!

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• recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He looks so peaceful

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just ate some number 3 🤤

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