Someone get working on this, right away!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

  And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t cheapen the Dracula/dolphin idea like that.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know everyone is hoping for a “Free Willie” moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we’d be lucky to get HTVII.

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• runswithjedi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone make this movie please

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been waiting to see Drppal Daskap play Dracula for years!

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  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly staring Nicholas Cage as Dracula, Ryan Reynolds voices the dolphin.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One thing that comes up in the original book is dracula is apparently a really good cook but in some lore the can’t really eat food so I like the idea of dracula learning to cook then just tossing out the rest of the dish once he’s satisfied

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What kind of monster stacks pizzas like that?!

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Firstly an aristocrat in the late 1800s, especially one who had been around for a long time, would not cook their own food, that’s servant work. Secondly, vampires don’t generally gain sustenance from food, so why would he care? Finally, if this dude can’t eat garlic I question his ability to make tasty food

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vampire dolphins?

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  • PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is only logical conclusion.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now we’re talking!

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    volphins, if you will

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  o0o i know... vampire falls into ocean where its saved, and subsequently raped by a dolphin. this turns the dolphin into a vampire where they both die the next morning when the sun rises and theres no shade anywhere. the end.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone call A24!

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    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      o0o0 alt ending!

      :: vampire and vampire dolphin dont die, because now they dont need to breathe, they can swim to the bottom of the ocean and live happily ever after in the depths!

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vampires can’t cross running water, and they don’t seem to do well on the ocean, either. Their options for meeting dolphins are relatively limited.

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• MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Searching “Vampire Dolphin movie” lead me to this wild plot synopsis for a movie called Reflecting Skin

  "The film opens with Seth and his friends, Eben and Kim, playing with a frog Seth has found in the fields. The boys inflate the frog by inserting a reed up its anus and leave it by the side of the road. When a local English widow, Dolphin Blue, stops to inspect it, Seth shoots the inflated frog with a slingshot, causing it to explode over Dolphin. "

  According to the plot, they suspect Dolphin of being a vampire. So close…

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bat-ten down the hatches this summer for Dracula & Dolphy: Suck and Blow!

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dolphula - Dracula played by Dolph Lundgren, humanity has died out so dracula chooses the next species to turn into vampires… dolphins! Obligatory Vampire dolphin orgie scene with Dolph in the middle.

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now, here’s the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Full penetration.

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