Feel the bass

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:

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  I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”

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  • moog@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.

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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.

  My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.

      Poo poo.

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• AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But does it make you a chess master?

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P

    Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s dubstep.

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• CaptainDongus@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

  You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

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• kaipulla@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feel the bass up your ass.

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• noxy@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d try it.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m first in line

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• Halvdan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

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• yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also cheat during chess championships!

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Berry White is going to get really popular soon.

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• Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Link? Sauce? Link tho?

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  • Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sam, your son would like a wird with you.

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• variants@possumpat.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toyota can get you 300 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do

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• LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because you know I’m all about that bass

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• Maddie@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!

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• inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bAss

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnies… cuz it’s butt plug.

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