The giga crystal

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦

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  • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    6…I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this…

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    • carl_dungeon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holy fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The only crime here is that moustache

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  • PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Protip: you can quickly check a bunch of plastic dice for bias by floating them in a cup of salt water and rolling them around.

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  • turddle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Prepare to get brain blasted

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• MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

  Uh…I’m asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

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    • WaterWaiver@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Timekeeper

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  • tommij@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he’s the guy wearing it

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• JohnnyH842@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that Blake?

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  • lemerchand@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mf wizards never die

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    • hips_and_nips@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tight butthole.

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• doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If that person really believes in the post, don’t waste any energy or effort to save him or her…

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.

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    • Red_October@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.

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• No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get them thin foil hats.

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The term is tin foil but they aren’t made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it’s more accurate the way you put it.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh so _that’s_how they see crystals. And here all this time I’ve just been chucking them at people’s heads…

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