Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
Submitted 10 months ago by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This one is accurate.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can live with that.
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
🥃
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
grayman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
2deck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The cart returns itself, of course.
clutchmattic@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 10 months ago
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 10 months ago
Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We're in now now.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dude holy shit
trolololol@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry who is that again
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 10 months ago
One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Best one here
negativenull@startrek.website 10 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
teft@startrek.website 10 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
z00s@lemmy.world 10 months ago
grayman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
klemptor@startrek.website 10 months ago
Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
2deck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”
Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.
teft@startrek.website 10 months ago
Harry Kim always returns his cart but it’s never a full size cart. It’s always one of those child sized ones.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 months ago
Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
negativenull@startrek.website 10 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I wish
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 10 months ago
gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…
MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 10 months ago
The other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
Davel23@kbin.social 10 months ago
Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.
MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 10 months ago
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
aperson@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
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USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I realized - Guinan!
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
grayman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.