Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
Submitted 1 year ago by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This one is accurate.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
grayman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
2deck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The cart returns itself, of course.
clutchmattic@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 1 year ago
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 1 year ago
Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We're in now now.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dude holy shit
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sorry who is that again
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 1 year ago
One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Best one here
negativenull@startrek.website 1 year ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
z00s@lemmy.world 1 year ago
grayman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
klemptor@startrek.website 1 year ago
Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
2deck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 year ago
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”
Patches@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 year ago
Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 1 year ago
The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 year ago
Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.
teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
Harry Kim always returns his cart but it’s never a full size cart. It’s always one of those child sized ones.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
negativenull@startrek.website 1 year ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 1 year ago
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…
MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 1 year ago
The other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
Davel23@kbin.social 1 year ago
Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.
MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 1 year ago
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
aperson@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
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USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 1 year ago
Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I realized - Guinan!
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
grayman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.