god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺
Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
Submitted 10 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Googlyman64@lemmy.world 10 months ago
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah! Do you know some people don’t even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?
nodsocket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I’ll just increase the rent to compensate
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet she didn’t even tip.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She only tipped the chair. Typical.
JustUseMint@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Perhaps this single mother should’ve tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Goodness, I can’t imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It’s hard work not doing anything all year!
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hopefully she didn’t damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
pigup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hope she didn’t drip all over the carpet!
nodsocket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sad! She couldn’t stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that’s she’s gone you can charge double to the next tenant.
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 10 months ago
buying avocados will kill you
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Single Mother
One Corpse…
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
coaxil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Your honor, she never tipped me even once!”
uzay@infosec.pub 10 months ago
If you can’t afford bread, just eat the rich
soloner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus
Kase@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This man is definitely not Jesus
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He is written to be Republican Jesus
dipshit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!
fosforus@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you’ll get your lost rent money back.
ZaroniPepperoni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff’s assa- I mean suicide
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
“But I won’t.”
Spendrill@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The landlord’s here to visit
They’re blasting disco down below…Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I’ll believe it when I see it
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am fed up with my building. Selling it
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.
kibiz0r@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
angrymouse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.
It’s either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it’s only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.
bi_tux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yes, and if you’re homeless just buy a house
btw, it’s not a free market if it’s controlled by a hand full of companies
archomrade@midwest.social 10 months ago
He took the bait boys, get’im
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, fuck the poor.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 10 months ago
There’s several layers of ignorance to this comment