I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.
No excuses
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Ok, there is ONE excuse.
Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
🤣
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??
Risk@feddit.uk 11 months ago
If by ‘can’ you mean ‘place where shit goes’ and by ‘place where shit goes’ you mean ‘work’, then yes.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.
I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I’ll add 20 push-ups at the end… I’m now too scared not to
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
And cut down on the pancakes
Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Or don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 months ago
You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you’re happy, cause I’m exhausted
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Glad to help! Lol
TeckFire@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Deal 🤝
0x4E4F@infosec.pub 11 months ago
I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 350m of cable spent… you really think I’m gonna get up for pushups now?
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…
serpineslair@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haha good one, great meme.
Tsanad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And done.
bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…
pan0wski@infosec.pub 11 months ago
O7
bigFab@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Yes, very.
I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Two slipped discs. Not happening.
casmael@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
ericbomb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Yes
ericbomb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Damn, I guess it’s only fair
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 11 months ago
k done now what
blahsay@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! www.thepushupchallenge.com.au
Enzy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Too drunk for this shit.
jackoneill@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m in a car my gamer
1984@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I’m sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No can do. My left arm is broke.
cm0002@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
I’m lazy. Should be a good excuse.
Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Double it and give it to the next person