For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there … let’s test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
Submitted 11 months ago by ininewcrow@lemmy.ca to risa@startrek.website
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For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there … let’s test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
That’s The most important man in Starfleet.
I’ve seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.
Thats John Risa he’s the guy who treks all the stars
To boldly go… and fix any random transporter accident
That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering
That’s Keiko’s husband. I think he’s a plumber.
That’s Keiko’s husband.
Surely she’s run off with Thomas Riker by now.
That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.
Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.
O’Brian and he’s here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.
A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O’Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions … eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.
First one, then the other.
I hate temporal mechanics!
Miles O’Brien. He fucks.
But not Keiko.
Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?
Not even pah wraith Keiko?
This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.
That right they’re is the most important engineer in Starfleet.
That's Irish O'houlihan, he uses his leprechaun magic to teleport people as a convenient plot device
That’s a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.
That's Smiley, and he suffers.
That’s Jimmy Rabbitte’s da’ and he’s very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.
Doesn’t he own a chippie truck too?
Correct, that was the 3rd movie of the trilogy called ‘The van’.
Wow … what a film … and it is Jimmy’s da! … now I got something to look forward to watch … thanks for that
You’re welcome. It’s one of my favourite movies. Having lived on Dublin’s Northside for ages, it really makes me feel home. You can look forward to some fun Northside accent. ^^
That’s Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.
Miles Spears, descendant of Britney. He’s the bardic engineer. When he fucks up he starts a mini dance routine and sings “Oops I Did It Again”
That would be Cowen and he’s chief of the Genii.
That’s Cowen, former Chief of the Genii.
Looks like he has a nice retirement.
That’s Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
Beam me up Monty.
Shelly Kelly, RIP
This is the correct answer. Damn banshee curse…
He’s the cheese monster who taught Charlie the magic gibberish language.
that’s MIIIIIILESSSS!
Translate for Europeans?
1.6 kilometeeeeeers!
That’s Miles. His main job is to ensure that both the strongness and sweetness of correctly ordered raktajino are precisely double. In his spare time he ensures fair play at the dart board at Quark’s.
I think the answer you’re looking for is
Yes
He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!
But where does the poop go?
Maybe that’s what the subspace aliens are angry about
You think OBrien was warping all the poop into the wormhole?
He’s that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he’s got a weird shirt on though
He recently made captain, show the man some respect.
Smiley. He frowns.
He’s responsible for most of the knowledge the Discovery crew acquired about how to deal with trauma and loss after they time-jumped.
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 11 months ago
That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Good to see Risa hasn’t lost sight of Trek history