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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It won’t work for all girls, but it will wirk for the right girl.

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  • rosymind@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would absolutely have worked on me… back in the day

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• cmhickman358@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden.”

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the size of your arboretum…

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    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not the growth of your trees

      It’s the arrangement of your gardens

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

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• gvsteve@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She knows the botanical gardens are free access but pretends not to

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  • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit, it’s $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.

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    • agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s always Hudson Gardens.

      I guess $15 isn’t given how much there is to see.

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  • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Phipps in Pittsburgh, which is wonderful, is not free and I have 100％ taken multiple dates there and its always a panty-dropper

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not all of them, obvs

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• SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.

  We went on many more dates.

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  • omgarm@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And you’re currently married?

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    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but unfortunately, he was.

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• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.

  Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.

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• CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He must use Arch.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My move was a Five Guys frequent customer card with all the kids punched out. Who would pass up a free burger?

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• Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me with my annual state park pass

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• JamesConeZone@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But this would actually work on me tho

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• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds me of the last episode of “The Continental” of all things. A follow up of this side plot would be nice.

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