A happy computer is a productive computer.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s been a long road

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    • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Trying to forget this song

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So… where did Porthos go to poop?

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s Uncle Tripp’s problem to solve.

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

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  So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

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    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

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  • alcoholicorn@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those other entries are all insane.

    Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like “Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?” and “What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?”

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    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s meant to be serious. It’s probably a collection of old “wives’ takes” or something like that.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Drops of blood, not units

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

  Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

  O’Brien: “You hear that?”

  Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

  O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude change. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

  Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

  O’Brien: “YES!”

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me :(

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    • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      :(

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s an N64 ram expansion pack

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  • agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    C64 cartridge

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    • 7of9@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vic20 cartridge

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• thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…

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• mercano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s how you avoid getting output like ++???++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.

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• Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cheddar makes it bettar

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• Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

  ++???++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

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  • themoken@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

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• Pistcow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Confirmed servitor.

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  • interolivary@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … did they ever actually show the “CPU” of the ship’s computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we’ve assumed

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean, it’d work for me…

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• AOCapitulator@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  for those in the know, what actually was that?

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