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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This man wives.

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  • ForestOrca@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Say, without any perceptible pause whatsoever, "Not nearly as hot as you, that's how I knew it wasn't you."

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rizz 100

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Of course she was, she looked like you”

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  • Axxys@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She lacked your charm.

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me being awkward: Of course she was. I mean, you are too!!

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• hoodle@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My wife and I don’t hesitate at all to talk about hot people we see. Is that really so uncommon?

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  • rifugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hope not. I would be miserable in such an insecure relationship.

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know three other married couples, close enough that myself or my wife talks to them at least a few times a week.

    Marriage #1 are two people who are playful with each other, and they point out hot people to each other. I think they have been married 15 years.

    Marriage #2 are a couple who don’t get along that well, the husband gets jealous if the wife even looks at another person of the male persuasion. Not sure how long they’ve been married, but it’s not long.

    Marriage #3 are a couple who jokes with each other about it, “haha, I saw you looking at him/her”. They get along pretty well. They’ve been married either 49 or 50 years.

    Of course ancedote≠data, and I don’t know everyone, but it seems to me the couple that gets jealous doesn’t have the best time.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How is this even hard?

  “Nearly as hot as you” should be practically a reflex response.

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The reason it’s a hard question is regardless of how you answer, your always in the wrong. “Almost as hot as you” “So you think she’s hot?”

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      your always in the wrong

      So you think she’s hot?”

      Is a thing my wife will say to me, before she gives me a kiss and a sexy grin.

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• SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or you can just say yes. You don’t usually stop finding other people attractive when you are in a relationship

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  • Sunrosa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think part of the joke is that lots of the traditional straight ppl out there have wild expectations like not finding others attractive anymore.

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  • bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My gal and I will turn to each other and do a silent “goddamn” when we see an attractive person. Very refreshing having come off a couple of very jealous relationships

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something? What is this sentiment?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s more of a shitpost than a sentiment. My husband and I talk about other attractive people all the time.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Possessiveness, aka jealousy

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boomerisms

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  • EmasXP@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We all have different levels of insecurity. I think it’s common to not want to hurt the feelings of the ones we love

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something?

    There’s a general taboo against oogling. But its often a question of finesse. Doing a loud wolf-whistle at someone as she passes you is bad form, and doubly so if your wife isn’t wolf-whistling with you.

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    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess I’m trying to understand the reasoning for the taboo. Insecurity?

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• azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It was a man actually”

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Statuesque blonde, shapely ass, pronounced chest, toned calves, killer smile. What’s not to love?

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Yes, but you give better blowjobs.”

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• IanAtCambio@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a trap!

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes you are!

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• TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ANSWER THE QUESTION

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• jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest

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• CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Yes, I already said she looked like you. But notice who I came home to.”

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