TryingToEscapeTarkov

@TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6 publisher CEO thinks videogame prices are "very, very low" for what they offer⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn mean that games should cost more it means that other forms of entertainment need to get better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no way he can see in that thing lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All Those 23andMe Spit Tests Were Part of a Bigger Plan⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never understood the appeal of the business in the first place. Why would you care who your great great great grandpa was? I don’t even care who my Grandpa was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SteamOS will be coming to other handhelds before you can install it on your PC 'because right now, it's very, very tuned for Steam Deck' | PC Gamer⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Coming to other handhelds” “very tuned of steam deck” Why are these conflicting things in the same headline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, Yeah, wait what?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Israel right now… lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spinosarus⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Yeetasaurus. Majestic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet providers say the FCC should not investigate broadband prices⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah they should do it even harder and faster now. Now I’m horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good career advice⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His booty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how the ivory tower maintains their exclusivity⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  LOOK AT MY MANGINA!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you trying to get me robbed?!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But its the best possible weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angry Call of Duty Fans Are Review-Bombing the Wrong Modern Warfare 3⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are confused because they keep naming the game the same stupid ass shit. Just call it COD and the fucking year like sports games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wouldn't want to finance warm cardboard?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone is friends with the manager and is lazy at yours then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unredacted FTC suit shows 'Project Nessie' price-raising algorithm made Amazon $1.4B⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  and nothing will happen ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Report: Bungie CEO blames layoffs on waning interest in Destiny 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I started a game that had been out for only hours (the Finals) and people already had advanced builds and insane map knowledge. These guys are preordering and then no lifeing the closed beta. Its crazy man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DoorDash now warns you that your food might get cold if you don’t tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you the real answer. Most people are working so much they are exhausted at the end of the day and the thought of doing anything other than resting is even more exhausting. Door Dash will get there eventually with the food meanwhile you rested the entire time AND have food now. Some of us are depressed on top of this which makes us even less motivated to cook or clean or do anything really. People need to work less and have more free time. Then we will see them cook more and take care of themselves more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Alan Wake 2’ Complicates An Already Wild GOTY Competition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell gaming has been mid for so long that we get a couple of ok titles again and they are like “there is no room for all these GOTY titles!!” lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox's new policy — say goodbye to unofficial accessories from November thanks to error '0x82d60002'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Madcatz “Nooooooooooo!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PEACHES COME FROM A CAN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoomers won’t listen to POTUS by their own accord. DJ X isn’t going to serve it to them either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok Lemmy Rorschach test time. Tell me what you see.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  2 bears high fiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boris Johnson reveals he is joining GB News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I GB News the British version of Fox News?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Event Next Week Likely to Emphasize High-End Gaming on Mac⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We will start our own Proton! With Hookers! and Blackjack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even the Tesla Cybertruck's Brake Lights Don't Make Sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced that Elon himself drew a shitty sketch for the truck on a napkin and said “make it exactly how I drew it!” and they did unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honda says making cheap electric vehicles is too hard, ends deal with GM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It also makes up for their obviously small penis as well. Use to be muscle cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They are just mad that they lost to “right to repair” in California so they are throwing a “fuck em we will charge them double then” tantrum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyrim’s Lead Designer On Starfield’s Origins And Bethesda’s Evolution - MinnMax Interview⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he lead design all these loading screens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you celebrate Halloween? If so, what are you planning for it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the lock the door and turn off all of the lights except by bedroom light on dim and watch shitty slasher movies until I get tired type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon is Making Metalenses, Further Legitimizing the Technology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder when companies are going to shift from making stupid stuff we don’t need like this and start working on things to clean up the environment they destroyed making things for the last 40 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokemon Company believes there might be a chance for more detective Pikachu games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m good on a dog shit graphics version. Take your time guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #2843: Professional Oaths⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So pardon me while I burst, and rise above the flames. Pardon me. Pardon me. Will I ever be the same?