That’s some real “using a sharpy to correct a hurricanes path” energy Puty…
Russia renamed its ambitious satellite program after Putin misspoke its name
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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DigitalTraveler42@lemm.ee 6 months ago
InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Remembering that made me spit out my covefe.
Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Legitimately my first thought when I read the headline.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 months ago
“At first it was called Ehfir,” Putin said. “And at one of my public speeches I was talking and said it was Sfera. I arrived at the Kremlin, and the former Roscosmos head greeted me and said, ‘Vladimirovich, you said it was project Sfera, Sfera you said. That’s what it is, project Sfera.’”
Rogozin, who was listening to these remarks, acted immediately—presumably to save his boss from embarrassment. After Rogozin said the constellation was named Sphere, Putin recalled that he asked how’s that? Rogozin replied that it had already been renamed Sfera and not to worry.
Laughing, Putin added, “So I didn’t even make it back and it’s already renamed to Sfera. So I said, well, OK then.”
That’s almost cute.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Cute little dictator things.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And everyone kept all of their fingers and children.
The end.
supert@lemmy.sdfeu.org 6 months ago
Just wait until he gets senile.
Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Guy just doesn’t care lol
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oddly enough he is not the only person who has done this.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It should be noted in both cases, it wasn’t the leader who demanded a change, but the subordinate who did it to save face on their behalf.
I guess noses can be the same shade of brown, regardless of nationality.
Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
“It’s a bit nutty.”
Morphit@feddit.uk 6 months ago
A comment on that article says it’s more complicated than that. The Air Force Chief of Staff preferred SR over RS and got the speech changed before the president gave it.
sizzler@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s arse
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Can cancer please kick this fucking douche’s ass and just keel over already?
I swear to god only the good people die young
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Shit is straight out of dictator movie
WhitePaintIsEvil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s so stalinesque it’s fucking hilarious. Gonna get a sequel to “the death of stalin” at some point if we keep getting stories like this.
DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Reminds me a bit of this bit from family guy youtu.be/7ZcKShvm1RU?si=Or16zdSAbgv_dNba
ikidd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
See, kids? That’s how you avoid falling out of a window.
HeckGazer@programming.dev 6 months ago
Wait till you hear about the RS-71 Blackbird :D
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Change the name or come choke on a poisonous mushroom. It’s a very easy choice.
Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Very easy. I’ll have more mushrooms please.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.
kokesh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t really care what that degenerated fuck said.
autotldr@lemmings.world [bot] 6 months ago
This is the best summary I could come up with:
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The Sphere constellation is intended to provide broadband Internet service from middle-Earth orbit to Russia and high-resolution Earth observation satellites.
As is usual with Russian space projects, because they tend to be poorly funded, the timeline for Sphere’s deployment has been delayed and its scope reduced.
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Before 2018, this satellite program was known as Ehfir (Ether), a reference to the invisible substance once thought to fill the universe and the medium through which light waves propagated.
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According to a Roscosmos press release issued at the beginning of 2022, the Sphere program was hampered by the need for “colossal government spending” on other projects, including dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic.
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Earlier this month, at the International Astronautical Congress in Azerbaijan, the new leader of Roscosmos, Yuri Borisov, referenced the Sphere constellation.
Now, he said, plans for the constellation will include the capacity to provide direct-to-cell communications, which necessarily means that some of these satellites will be very large.
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The original article contains 548 words, the summary contains 177 words. Saved 68%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
rubikcuber@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Bad bot. You skipped the main part:
“At first it was called Ehfir,” Putin said. “And at one of my public speeches I was talking and said it was Sfera. I arrived at the Kremlin, and the former Roscosmos head greeted me and said, ‘Vladimirovich, you said it was project Sfera, Sfera you said. That’s what it is, project Sfera.’”
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 6 months ago
When you do something to try and make your boss happy, but he just thinks you’re an idiot.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 6 months ago
I can’t tell from that quote if he was impressed or disappointed
logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is part of the reason why you don’t want to put a person with a fragile ego in charge of a major country.
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 months ago
Or any country for that matter. Hungary isnot much better, save for the lack of people falling out of windows (they only fall out of jobs so far).
Melt@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That is what happens after all the people who dared to correct their superior get sent to gulag, or fell from the balcony, or committed suicide
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 months ago
or a company.
db2@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Or even walking a dog.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This issue long predates Putin’s time in office.
For something kind of recent, see Chernobyl