DeathWearsANecktie
@DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee
- Comment on Electric scooter company Bird files for bankruptcy 6 months ago:
Free bird
- Comment on Adobe abandons $20 billion acquisition of Figma 6 months ago:
It comes from “Ligma balls”.
The word Ligma sounds like a disease, so you would say something like “it seems like he has Ligma” and bait someone into saying “Ligma?” or “What’s Ligma” at which point you say “Ligma balls”
You can add “LMAO GOTTEM” at the end for extra punch
- Comment on Suella Braverman pranked into collecting ‘D*** of the year’ award 6 months ago:
Campaign to Unite the Nation Trophy (C.U.N.T)
- Comment on Ex-minister David Davis intervenes in street attack near Parliament 6 months ago:
Credit where it’s due, he done a good thing.
- Comment on E3: Once world's biggest gaming show permanently axed - BBC News 6 months ago:
Man’s out of a job now :-(
- Comment on E3: Once world's biggest gaming show permanently axed - BBC News 6 months ago:
Only liked it for the cringe.
- Comment on Selling Weapons to Israel Could Make UK Complicit in War Crimes, Human Rights Watch Says 6 months ago:
Many in our government don’t even care about human rights anyway. At what point do we become a so-called “rogue state” of the kind that we’d criticise Russia, Iran, and North Korea for being?
- Comment on Ukrainian military says it hacked Russia's federal tax agency 6 months ago:
BleepingComputer couldn’t independently confirm the claims made by the Ukrainian government, but if true, this would be a significant blow to the Kremlin regime.
Very significant. Is there any verification that they’ve actually done it? Haven’t seen it picked up by any major news outlets.
- Comment on Google Fiber is offering early access to $250 per month 20-gig service - The Verge 6 months ago:
Not only are these things usually restricted to a small number of cities, they’re also often restricted to 1 country. That’s my point
- Comment on Google Fiber is offering early access to $250 per month 20-gig service - The Verge 6 months ago:
And b🇺🇲th cities are in 1 c🇺🇲untry
- Comment on Covid lockdowns had ‘catastrophic effect’ on UK’s social fabric, report claims 6 months ago:
Shit was fucked before 2020. The rot has been growing since 2010.
- Comment on You may want to sit down 6 months ago:
Mama Louie’s not gay, he’s… creative!
- Comment on the Sun reacts to Zephaniah applying for a Cambridge visiting fellowship 6 months ago:
He turned down an OBE, I will always respect him for that. RIP Benjamin
- Comment on HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated' 6 months ago:
Thanks!!
- Comment on HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated' 6 months ago:
This is a good opportunity to ask if there’s a better printer company whose printers we should buy instead.
- Comment on I wish there were more articles about tech not tech biz 6 months ago:
Blocking “Musk” has made Lemmy much more enjoyable for me!
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto VI' trailer drops with 2025 release date 6 months ago:
“Life is a meaningless cycle of suffering and despair, and the only escape is death. Nothing matters, nothing changes, nothing lasts. We are all doomed to oblivion, and our existence is a cosmic joke.” - Fu Kitall, 2243 BC
- Comment on It's ba-ack... UK watchdog publishes age verification proposals 6 months ago:
Ludicrous, authoritarian, outdated bullshit.
- Comment on Keir Starmer: Labour ‘won’t turn on spending taps’ if it wins election 6 months ago:
What’s the point of a Labour government if they don’t change anything?
- Comment on New enshittification just dropped 6 months ago:
That’s just a regular bug lad
- Comment on Chrome’s next weapon in the War on Ad Blockers: Slower extension updates 6 months ago:
A near 20 year old guide on installing Firefox, now that is cool. You have been doing the lord’s work for many years. Fistbump
- Comment on X advertisers stay away as CEO defends Musk’s “go f*** yourself” interview 6 months ago:
Same. It wouldn’t make us good people worthy of respect and admiration, but it would make us rich.
- Comment on A bride to be discovers a reality bending mistake in Apple's computational photography 6 months ago:
Yeah “Live photo” really is just an Apple marketing term. You interact with them in a certain way on iOS and they are presented in a certain way, but anywhere else they’re just very short videos.
- Comment on X advertisers stay away as CEO defends Musk’s “go f*** yourself” interview 6 months ago:
She’s a pathetic weasel who gets paid handsomely to talk absolute horseshit and shill for her boss.
- Comment on Esther McVey mocked for trying to explain what ‘Minister for Common Sense’ is on Question Time 6 months ago:
If a minister for common sense is doing their job correctly, the first thing they’d do is tell us to chuck the Tories.
- Comment on Elon Musk on X antisemitism controversy: “Don’t advertise. Go f*** yourself” 6 months ago:
Keep digging that hole for yourself, arsehole
- Comment on TIL that Hitler approved the construction of a supertank weighing 1,000 tons, over 100 feet long, with a main gun repurposed from the deck gun of a battleship. 6 months ago:
Accordingly, some historians believe the P.1000 Ratte diagram to be either a hoax, or alternatively a speculative engineer’s sketch made for personal amusement.
I’d be inclined to believe this. There’s no way the Ratte was ever a serious concept that they believed they could actually build.
- Comment on TIL that Hitler approved the construction of a supertank weighing 1,000 tons, over 100 feet long, with a main gun repurposed from the deck gun of a battleship. 6 months ago:
Paul Ludwig Ewald von Kleist, called it “the finest tank in the world” and Heinz Guderian affirmed the T-34’s “vast superiority” over German tanks.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-34?wprov=sfla1
Another fun bit
- Comment on Best and worst parcel delivery firms revealed in Citizens Advice rankings 6 months ago:
Hermes thought they could pull the wool over our eyes by rebranding to Evri. They’re just the same turd in different packaging.
- Comment on Average UK gig ticket to top £100: 'People treating concerts like mini-holidays' 6 months ago:
I wonder what’s next. We won’t be able to afford to go to the cinema!